Two men stand on an elevated platform and “sword fight” until one opponent loses his balance and falls.
7) The Turbo/Thunder
A threesome consisting of one woman and two excessively oiled men wearing snug, crotch-hugging spandex.
8) The Ice/Storm
Similar to the Turbo/Thunder, only the threesome consists of one man and two women with feathered hair and/or bad perms.
9) The Csonka
The act of getting “csonked” in the eye by an orgasming mustachioed man who simultaneously delivers play-by-play commentary.
10) The Eliminator
Receiving a head start dependent upon his previous sexual performance and prowess, the male hand bikes onto a bed while the female ziplines down from the ceiling directly onto the male's junk (note: The male may optionally choose to climb a cargo net to his destination of choice, but the zipline is mandatory).
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