10 Sex Acts Inspired by the Original American Gladiators

By Rob Bricken in Daily Lists, TV
Monday, January 21, 2008 at 8:40 am

6) Joust

Two men stand on an elevated platform and “sword fight” until one opponent loses his balance and falls.

7) The Turbo/Thunder

A threesome consisting of one woman and two excessively oiled men wearing snug, crotch-hugging spandex.

8) The Ice/Storm

Similar to the Turbo/Thunder, only the threesome consists of one man and two women with feathered hair and/or bad perms.

9) The Csonka

The act of getting “csonked” in the eye by an orgasming mustachioed man who simultaneously delivers play-by-play commentary.

10) The Eliminator

Receiving a head start dependent upon his previous sexual performance and prowess, the male hand bikes onto a bed while the female ziplines down from the ceiling directly onto the male's junk (note: The male may optionally choose to climb a cargo net to his destination of choice, but the zipline is mandatory).

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