10 Sex Acts Inspired by the Original American Gladiators

By Rob Bricken in Daily Lists, TV
Monday, January 21, 2008 at 8:40 am

BONUS: Potential Sex Acts Inspired by the New American Gladiators

It's too early to tell whether or not these new American Gladiators-inspired sex acts will catch on, but early adoption has yielded some positive response:

1) The Venom Spit

The act of spitting saliva or other fluids onto one's partner mid or post-coitus.

2) The Titan Face Peel

The act of receiving ejaculate in the face, resulting in a glossy sheen resembling that of an expensive (albeit absurd-looking) face peel (note: the Titan Face Peel is achievable with the usage of a Venom Spit).

3) Earthquake

Two people attempt to have sex while standing on a Pogo ball, with the first person to fall off declared the loser.

4) The “Thanks, Hulk”

During intercourse, one partner makes obvious and inane comments ranging from but not limited to “Wow, you're doing a great job so far!”, “You've got an early lead. Is that something you'd like to hold onto?”, and “I bet that was disappointing for you...”

5) The Hellga

The act of getting your cock rocked by some beefy chick in braids and lederhosen.

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