New York Toy Fair: Hasbro Leads the Six-Breasted Alien Woman Revolution
I have about a bajillion Star Wars toy pics to show (and several bajillion Hasbro pics overall), but I wanted to give special attention to this lovely lady:
With this figure of the six-breasted Yarna d’al’ Gargan, from Jabba’s palace in Return of the Jedi, I believe Hasbro has finally made every character in the original Star Wars trilogy that had a frame of screen time. I never thought this figure would be made (for six obvious reasons), but here it is. I’d like to point out my boss thought Yarna d’al’ Gargan was an old gay man, despite the three racks on her body. You don’t know my boss, but I wanted to take a moment to mock him in a public forum.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.