If you've ever wondered by the tagline for Topless Robot is "nerd news, humor and self-loathing," I'd like to direct you to this and the two previous posts. Let's recap:

1) A nerd wrote erotic fan fiction for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
2) A nerd surely greenlit a Lost Boys sequel.
3) And finally, no one but a nerd will be spasmodically penetrating this:

Yes, it's a "sexy" alien blow-up doll. In case the adorable heads of Zatch Bell have covered too much for you, I assure you that the doll has three breasts along with her three "love holes," making it a trifecta in many, many depressing senses. I'm sure there's a Kirk joke around here somewhere, but frankly, I'm too depressed to think of it. I hope a weekend of more innocent nerd pursuits—Sam & Max, Zack & Wiki, scotch and soda—will help the healing process begin. (Via Nerd Approved)