Someone's Got an Idea for Video Game Pornography

Posted at 10:24 AM Apr 29, 2008

Okay, the idea is more about video game instructional nudity than straight-up porn, but I couldn't resist the title. If you're mildly interesting in naked ladies, you've probably at least heard of Carmen Electra's pole-dancing kit. It's made by Peekaboo, who has gotten everyone in a tizzy by announcing that they want to make a Carmen Electra-branded pole-dancing game for the Nintendo Wii. Despite the fact that Nintendo has never allowed anything like this for any of their consoles ever, both boobie-craving boys and the media have gone apeshit over the idea.

It's the boys that crack me up, though. Are they really going to buy a pole-dancing game to see Carmen Electra's digital breasts? Don't they realize that they'd have to, you know, play the damn game to see them? If you aren't laughing at the idea of horny boys trying to dance like a stripper to see some boobs, you might be dead.