The G.I. Joe Cast Revealed, and Uh...Hoo Boy
Posted at 12:37 PM Apr 18, 2008
Credit where credit's due—the magnificent WWTDD has a huge exclusive in pics of most of the live-action G.I. Joe movie cast in their outfits. You should totally go over there to see the pics as is just and right, but since their site is running slower than hell, I'm giving you one. Anyways, hey! It's Storm Shadow and the Baroness!
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...yeah. I promise you that this maskless Storm Shadow and glasses-less Baroness are the best of the bunch (there's a pic of Storm shadow in a white suit that makes him look like he's running a southern plantation and a pic of the Baroness in big sunglasses that just makes me want to cry). If you make it onto WWTDD, you can see Duke in the same boring unnecessarily detailed body armor as Scarlett, Ripcord in the same boring unnecessarily detailed body armor as Duke, Cover Girl looking just absolutely nothing like Cover Girl (TR buddy Sean points out she looks like the first Becky from Roseanne in camo), a few more shots of Snake Eyes and Scarlett and an okay General Hawk.
So...yeah.





Comments
Mildly disappointed with Baroness, but Storm Shadow is hot so I guess I'll be able to sit through it.
Posted 04/18/2008 at 11:02:12 AMThese costume designs are wrong wrong wrong.
Posted 04/18/2008 at 11:14:25 PMDisappointed with Storm Shadow, but Baroness is hot so I guess i'll be able to sit through it.
Posted 04/19/2008 at 07:40:15 AMIf Baroness doesn't wear those hot-as-hell librarian glasses, there's gonna be a nerd storm!
Posted 04/20/2008 at 04:19:06 PM