I'm even more confident that I don't need to remind you nerds that the Lost season 4 finale is tonight. I haven't actually spoiled myself on tonight's episode as I've done in the past, mainly because I want to enjoy it too. But I am confident tonight will answer these questions, if nothing else:

• How the hell do the Oceanic 6 get off the island, when they're ll in totally different places?
• What the hell happens to the non-Oceanic 6 castaways?
• Who was on the coffin in the season 3 finale?
• How did Ben wind up in the desert in his parka?
• How the fuck will Locke move the island?
• And why is this season's finale's twist codenamed the "Frozen Donkey wheel" by the producers?

I regret this list doesn't include what the fuck is happening to Claire, as that's what currently freaking me out, but oh well. Anything you think I've missed?