George Lucas Is Ready to F--k Up Indiana Jones in Earnest
Posted at 2:04 PM May 19, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull doesn't open until Friday, but George Lucas is already planned to fuck up any future sequels (SPOILER WARNING, by the way). As the Big L told E!:
"I haven't even told Steven [Spielberg] or Harrison this," he said. "But I have an idea to make Shia [LaBeouf] the lead character next time and have Harrison come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out."
I hate to break it to you, Mr. Lucas, but you can't really call it an Indiana Jones movie if it doesn't, you know, STAR INDIANA FUCKING JONES. Mutt Williams and Too-Brief Harrison Ford Cameo just won't cut it. I'd say this also pretty much confirms Mutt as Indy's kid, for those of you who only had three functions synapses and weren't yet sure.
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You know, as much as I hate Simon The Beef in general, his appearance in Indy in particular and even more specifically his half baked Wild One look, I'm even more infuriated by how it just misses.
You've got to sweat the details! Brando didn't ride a $@*#$ Harley! Any hard riding rebel worth half his salt would have been on a British bike. This is akin to having Han shoot second!
Posted 05/19/2008 at 11:18:53 AMIt opens on Thursday.
Posted 05/19/2008 at 11:52:17 AMI agree superoceanlad.I would have chosen a Triumph over the Harley.
Instead of hurting the good name of Indiana Jones evil Lucas should make the title be Shia's character name instead. "Mutt Williams and the Golden Hammer and Sickle" ??
"Our Hero Mutt must continue the fight against the evil Soviet Union."
Any other suggestions for possible movie titles? Anyone?
Posted 05/19/2008 at 09:02:31 PMAlternative Titles?
how about
Mutt Williams and the Half Baked Idea
Posted 05/20/2008 at 03:12:39 AMMutt williams and Harley davidson in the Coca cola temple of doom
George Lucas and the Flogging of a Dead Horse