It's the Live-Action G.I. Joe's Destroooh Nooooo
Posted at 4:03 PM May 07, 2008
IESB got this exclusive pic of Destro from the upcoming live-action G.I. Joe movie, just as one might exclusively get herpes from an untrustworthy sexual partner. Now, I'm well aware of the fact that this Destro will (SPOILER ALERT) put the silver mask on at some point in the film, and/or get it permanently stuck on his noggin. But that does not make me any happier; how hard would it be to just have him wearing the goddamn mask from frame 1? Why not do that, if only to please the fans? Why bother with a face-mask-origin-story (which sounds a hell of a lot like Dr. Doom's origin) anyway? Oh G.I. Joe movie, you will never please me.
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"just as one might exclusively get herpes from an untrustworthy sexual partner"
Best line today.
Posted 05/07/2008 at 02:06:12 PMWasn't that guy Dr Who?
Posted 05/07/2008 at 03:34:23 PMAnd he's also wearing black. What a shock.
Posted 05/07/2008 at 04:05:07 PMThe good thing that could come out of the Speed Racer film is the return of frakking color to our Movies.
I swear, ever since they dressed up the X-Men in black leather, suddenly everyone is shunning color like vampires shun the sun.
I was honestly a little surprised that Iron Man didn't get a black suit for the film...
Posted 05/07/2008 at 07:48:32 PMOi Eccleston, step off >.>
Posted 05/08/2008 at 11:53:35 PMThen again I have a distinct dislike for his version of The Doctor...perhaps I'm biased :p