Perhaps the New X-Files Movie Should Have Been Called I Want to Understand
Posted at 9:12 AM May 12, 2008
Please enjoy this totally incomprehensible X-Files 2 movie trailer while I look for an embeddable version of the new, infuriating Clone Wars trailer. Look, Chris Carter—the reason I stopped watching X-Files in the first place is because I didn't know what the fuck was going on. After seeing this trailer, I also have no idea what the fuck is going on in the new movie, either. I do not find that appealing. Also, I'd like to punch you in the balls.
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Go watch Silence of the Lambs and see how totally X-Files rips it off, right down to the Lone Gunmen style geeky guys. Then go watch Manhunt, the original movie version of The Red Dragon and watch how utterly CSI: Las Vegas is based on it. Funny stuff.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 06:52:21 AMArrrrgh indeed. I loved the first X-Files movie. And the whole show, until Duchovny disappeared. But this ... this just makes me kinda not care. Except for two things:
1. Duchovny is one of my favorite actors.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 10:32:48 AM2. Gillian Anderson should have my babies.