When You See Misshapen Penises, Sony Would Like You to Think of PlayStation
Posted at 3:01 PM May 13, 2008
I'm really sorry to run two dick-centered headlines in a row, but Sony has left me no choice by creating the most disturbing advertisement for anything ever. You can see the safe portion of the PlayStation 3 ad above, and please rest assured what's below is disturbing beyond words, even if those words are HE HAS A THUMB FOR PENIS. Jesus, it's small and weird looking and very well photoshopped which makes it worse and he's still got pubic hair and I just want to cry and cry and tear out my eyeballs and please, please please don't hit the jump to see the whole thing, lest your face melt off, Ark of the Covenant-style.
THUMBS DOWN, SONY. (Via Gawker)
Comments
WTF!? That shit is just wrong. I'm boycotting Sony forever.
Posted 05/13/2008 at 12:23:03 PMThis was a good idea HOW?
Posted 05/13/2008 at 12:35:53 PMI thought at first you meant the subliminal penis on the guy's chest.
Posted 05/13/2008 at 12:43:29 PMI wonder if Sony's CEO is a nail biter.
Posted 05/13/2008 at 12:48:32 PMWhere the hell is this running? Really? This really is disturbing. Help.
Posted 05/13/2008 at 02:28:23 PMThis is so awesome. So awesome.
Posted 05/13/2008 at 02:46:29 PMWhy?
And just for the sake of the model, I'm so glad they made it so you can't see his face. Otherwise everyone would recognise him for his teeny peeny. Which could only lead to a life of drugs, drunkenness, depression and...wait...he's a model...so all that's going to happen anyway...
Feh..never mind. False alarm.
Posted 05/13/2008 at 03:54:08 PM