Alas, poor Quantum of Solace trailer. You had the misfortune of coming just before the gents at Japanator found the trailer for the live-action Detroit Metal City trailer, and now I totally don't care about you. If you don't remember, DMC is about a kindly kindergarten teacher who joins a utterly obscene metal band. as the trailer shows, there's metal 6-yearold girls, a cameo by Gene Simmons and a song whose lyrics are exclusively made up of the word "Fuck." Now that Death Note is ending this Saturday, I need this awesomeness to come fill the hole in my life. Please, dying anime industry! Don't let me down!




