New Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Trailer Reveals...Nothing
Posted at 9:05 AM Jul 14, 2008
...and we're back! Just in time for E3, and this brand-spanking-new E3 trailer of Mortal Kombat Vs. DC, which has absolutely zero new characters or new footage. So why am I posting it? Well, I'm sure a few of you refused to sit through that Gametrailers TV bit a few days ago, so here's your chance to see Catwoman and the Flash in action, and see demon ninjas punch Superman with terrifying effectiveness. Also, I think we all kind of have train-wreck syndrome when it comes to MK Vs. DC—it's hard to look at, but we also can't look away.
Last but not least, watching the DC characters do that exceptionally retarded upper body sway during the fights reminds me how much I hate Mortal Kombat as a game. No one does that, most because it looks stupid beyond words, and seeing Superman sway like a punch-drunk boxer before he gets beat up by Sonya Blade makes me cry. That is all.
Comments
they should have tailored the DC superheroes' stances more to the characters themselves, i.e. Superman could hover about a foot above the ground, Batman in a sinister crouch/stance, Wonder Woman w/lasso in hand and chest thrust outward, the Flash running in place like the faggy throwaway hero that he is... etc.
Posted 07/14/2008 at 12:10:22 PMWait... Superman bleeds when you punch him?
That's just dumb. That's one of the things I hate about superheroes in video games.
Please tell me that Aquaman is in this game. He has to be right? They wouldn't just have 6 characters to choose from. Oh wait, this is a Mortal Kombat game.
Posted 07/14/2008 at 05:29:23 PMUm, did Supes just freeze Sub-Zero? I know Sub-Zero's not immune to ice himself, but you'd think he'd be a bit resistant, don't you? I guess that's the problem I have with this cross-over. Even with the power-tweaking, it just seems like Mortal Kombat with DC skins. Can anyone really picture Superman getting his head torn off? By a ninja? With their bare hands?
Posted 07/14/2008 at 06:55:56 PMMortal kombat is going to get their ass handed to them by dc, mk doesn't stand a chance.
Posted 07/15/2008 at 01:55:15 AMMortal kombat is going to get their ass handed to them by dc, mk doesn't stand a chance.
Posted 07/15/2008 at 01:55:35 AMMortal kombat is going to get their ass handed to them by dc, mk doesn't stand a chance.
Posted 07/15/2008 at 08:26:36 AM