The 10 Sci-Fi Shows That Were Canceled Way Too Soon

By Rob Bricken in Daily Lists, TV
Thursday, Jul. 10 2008 @ 5:04AM

5) Journeyman

It wasn’t Quantum Leap redux. Seriously.

Having the misfortune of airing after last year’s shitastic season of Heroes, Journeyman followed San Francisco-based family man/journalist Dan Vasser (Kevin McKidd) as he was pulled through time to help people put right what once went wrong. Okay, so the plot synopsis may not help comparisons to the only Scott Bakula-starring sci-fi show that was actually worth watching, but Journeyman was its own complex animal, ready to make your heart swoon while upbeat indie rock blared from the soundtrack at the end of each episode. Dan Vasser, you see, was a ex-gambler. When he began traveling backwards through time, his police officer brother Jack (Reed Diamond) and long-suffering wife Katie (Gretchen Egolf) suspected that his old gambling habits had returned. Meanwhile, Dan found himself face to face with supposedly dead ex-fiancée Livia (Moon Bloodgood, late of the similarly axed Day Break). Turns out, she’s a time traveler who lives in the 1940s and travels ahead through the years. She met Dan during one of her visits to the future and managed to build a life with him, albeit briefly, before returning to her era. Further complicating matters, time passes in the present when Dan is traveling. So not only does he become an unwilling absentee father to his young son, he has to miss deadlines at work too. Oof!

With the introduction of sage-like physicist Dr. Elliot Langley (Tom Everett), the series began exploring the reasons behind Dan and Livia’s time travel before its suitable, if rushed, conclusion. Still, dogging questions remain. How many time travelers were there? Why was Jack’s fiancée so interested in what Dan was up to? What were Langley’s true motives? We will never know. Thanks a heap Nielsen families.

4) Kolchak: The Night Stalker


The Darrin McGavin one, not the Stuart Townsend one. If that wasn't obvious.

3) Max Headroom

Set “20 minutes into the future,” Max Headroom is easily the most visionary series ever to feature a Coke pitchman. Snarkiness aside, the series accurately predicted such modern cultural mainstays as the Internet, reality television, viral marketing and, fittingly enough, the vital importance of television ratings.

Ostensibly about the adventures of investigative reporter Edison Carter (Matt Frewer), his computerized doppelganger Max Headroom (also portrayed by Frewer under heavy makeup), tech expert Theora Jones (Amanda Pays), computer-hacking prodigy Bryce Lynch (Chris Young) and editor/boss Murray (Jeffrey Tambor), the show was really about using sci-fi themes to explore cyberpunk culture and skewering the mainstream media. The fact that it survived for 14 episodes while biting the hand that fed it is nothing short of remarkable. In something of a minor tragedy, Max Headroom is now more remembered as an irritating corporate shill than part of the most original TV series of the 1980s. This one isn’t available on DVD either. Such is life.

2) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The film adaptation of Douglas Adams’ seminal sci-fi comedy is the cinematic equivalent of a child rapist. That movie hates you. Guys, it wakes you up in the morning by punching you in the dick. Ladies, it uses your last tampon when Aunt Flo comes a-calling. It is the annoying co-worker who never stops playing you his latest ringtone. It is a hemorrhoid rupture on the white pants of life. It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. It’s meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife. It is evil and it needs to be stopped.

If you feel this way too, just do what I do. Ignore its existence. There really is no need for the film anyway, since the 1981 BBC series captured the spirit, and yes, the humor of Adams’ masterwork so well. (Hitchhiker’s is a comedy btw, you may not have gleaned that from the flick). Produced when Douglas Adams was still alive and therefore unable to have his corpse violated by soulless film execs, the six-episodes series followed Arthur Dent (Simon Jones, one of a handful of stars from the BBC radio series who reprised their original roles) from the destruction of the Earth through to a quick bite at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe before ending with him stranded in our planet’s prehistoric era.

Sure, the production values are shoddy and Zaphod Beeblebrox’s second head is incredibly fake, but the producers actually took the time to give him a second head–even without the aid of computer-generated imagery. Also, unlike the terrible film (which threw out Adams’ subtle humor for slapstick and half-baked action sequences), the BBC series has only grown more lovable over the years. Let’s not forget that it also features the only use of Louis Armstrong’s “What a Wonderful World” that won’t make you cringe.

Given the fact that various production woes halted any potential follow-up series (which likely would have depicted the events of Life, the Universe and Everything and the subsequent books), fans of the Hitchhiker’s saga are stuck having to wonder what could have been. Better that having to suffer through any more films though.

1) Star Trek

Obviously.

They canceled it. Everyone wanted it back. We got it back on the big screen. People started spewing their idiotic “the odd-are-bad, even-are-good” theories on the films. The Next Generation. Deep Space Nine. Voyager. Data curses. Kirk bites it.. Enterprise. Worf gets a zit. The franchise dies again. No one seems to mind. It comes back anyway. Everybody hopes because Sylar is in the new flick, they’ll get rid of him on Heroes because his act is wearing thin. We anxiously await news of what the hell the film will be about while pondering why Tyler Perry is in it.

This is the big one. The granddaddy of sci-fi. The genre’s landscape would be unrecognizable if Star Trek never returned after it was canned in 1969. The praise and complaints about most contemporary sci-fi TV rests on its massive shoulders. Would you really want it any other way?

Tags: Sci-Fi, Star Trek