Thursday, Jul. 10 2008 @ 4:07PM
Okay, I feel compelled to post the Max Payne movie trailer because it's a movie based on a videogame, which is TR's bread (while movies based on comics are the butter). But it look so uninterestingly bad that I beg all of you to go watch the R-rated trailer for Black Dynamite instead—especially you movie nerds).
• If you remember my rant about that Clone Wars clip early this week, I submit this video (you have to watch it at EW.com) of The Force Unleashed videogame as proof that I am not just someone who bitches about everything. This trailer makes me love the game—between slicing the AT-ST in half and throwing a lightsaber through a tree into a wookiee's head—although I'm sure the story will be as dumb as anything else. So it's not me. It's them.
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• OH GOD NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENNIIIINNGG NOOOOOO
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Zach said:
I prefer the one where the bears sing London Bridge by Fergie.
Justin from Vegas said:
From what I have read the Force Unleashed has a better storyline than 5 of the 6 Star Wars films... (you better know the best!)
I really hope this is true, I am 10 kinds of excited to play the fuck out of this game this fall.
Zac said:
Good lord that is terrifying.
Is there a single child alive who found the Rockafire Explosion or any of the animatronic characters at Chuck-E-Cheese amusing rather than scary and threatening?
cKHAVIKk said:
I prefer the Danzig/Shakira version over the Showbiz puppets...
Magical Shrimp said:
Sadly, the robotic mouse is a better singer than Shakira. Not that that's a difficult accomplishment or anything.
Also, how was I not creeped out by that shit at 7 years old?
Snoodle said:
....*brain explodes*
I've never seen the Rock-afire band there before, but up here in Canada we had a similar thing within a chuck e. cheese-esk place called Wonderland...and the curtain would not only come up, but before they replaced them, the whole band would suddenly lurch forward a good 4 feet and launch into a jumbled sing song routine...@_@
Eric said:
I actually made my own Rock-afire Explosion geek shirt last year!
Zach said:
That Force Unleashed trailer is pretty damn cool. If i owned an up-to-date gaming system, I would be tempted to get it.
Patrick Cooper said:
Check out www.rockafiremovie.com
A documentary is coming out this Fall about obsessive Rocka Fire fans.
No. Joke.
Friginator said:
Me and my friends would always go on stage with those singing animals and pretend to beat them up. I got kicked out of a Tulsa Chuck E Cheese for breaking a finger off of a singing pig. That was one great birthday party.
