Viva la Koopa Troopa Revolution

By Rob Bricken in Nerdery
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government. Also, the bad guys in Super Mario Bros. 2 were much fucking cooler than in the first game." —The Declaration of Independence

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