Choose Your Path: Sex-Demon or...Uh, a Walrus
Posted at 10:00 AM Aug 20, 2008
DC unveiled the fourth wave of their World of Warcraft figures, but let's not fool ourselves—all you guys really care about is the sexy figure, which is the Succubus Demon Amberlash, above. Once you get done looking at her—c'mon, eyes down here, boys—you should know that the other three figures include the Gnoll Warlord Gangris Riverpaw, a two-pack of Murlocs named Fish-eye and Gibbergill, and last but not least, this guy:
He's apparently a Tuskarr, a new race coming with the upcoming Wrath of the Lich King expansion, but he's also a bipedal walrus-man, which cracks me the hell up. Really? The entire pantheon of fantasy races to rip off, and you choose the walrus? If these guys aren't doing war with some kind of barbarian penguin clan, I call foul. See the other two (non-sexy, non-walrus) figures over at Action-Figure.
Comments
A Tuskarr? Is that like a Tuska Warrior, from Thundercats?
Posted 08/20/2008 at 07:09:48 AMNobody ever said Blizzard was original.
I think they were the result of Warcraft III's "Throw random fantasy races in to act as creatures on the maps"
Posted 08/20/2008 at 07:22:03 AMI'm still holding out for the Pandaren...
Posted 08/20/2008 at 07:50:18 AMIt's as close to a Wilfred Brimley action figure as we're gonna get.
Posted 08/20/2008 at 07:53:23 AMThe walrus guy represents the sad sell out state of World of Warcraft right now. They are also adding harley davidson motorcycles. GO GO PRODUCT PLACEMENT
Posted 08/20/2008 at 07:54:03 AMKoo Koo Kachoo.
Posted 08/20/2008 at 10:08:35 AMTechnically, it's "goo goo g'joob." "Koo koo kachoo" is from "Mrs. Robinson."
Posted 08/20/2008 at 12:02:47 PMi think i remeber a Walrus from WOW II: frozen throne
Posted 08/20/2008 at 03:33:15 PMi think i remeber a Walrus from WOW II: frozen throne
Posted 08/20/2008 at 03:33:28 PMWait, does he explode if you click on him too many times?
Posted 08/20/2008 at 07:19:10 PM