• pleeeeezzz tell me where to get them omg i <3 them

• Gaze into those eyes, gaze into the abyss...gyeahhh.

• <i>I find the idea of cartoon-themed masturbatory aids amusing in every way!</i> You have my pity.

• I find the idea of cartoon-themed masturbatory aids amusing in every way! I wish I could get my wife a masturbatory aid shaped like a that sword from Thundercats, or He-Man's shit, or a lightsaber would be killer! Minus the sharp edges and what not.

• <i>I think what Templar means is, does your wife have any vibrating Hello Kitty items we should know about?</i> No, what I meant was that I found the word choice somewhat odd ("something for the woman who has everything" rather than "something <i>else</i> for the woman who has everything"). I do not find the thought of cartoon-themed masturbatory aids in any way amusing, nor would I would it please me to inquire, jokingly or otherwise, as to whether another man's wife was in the habit of availing herself of such things.

• So, then, the Hello Kitty sanitary napkins would NOT be something she'd be interested in.

• She loves HK and she loves her vibrator, but she does not like the idea of the HK vibrator. Somehow it besmirches the innocence of Hello Kitty. *shrug*

• I think what Templar means is, does your wife have any vibrating Hello Kitty items we should know about? And by "we", I of course mean the internet?

• Don't you mean "something <i>else,/i> for the woman who has everything by Hello Kitty", Scott? ;)

• Wow, finally found something for the woman (my wife) who has everything by Hello Kitty.

• Is there anything left that hasn't been branded with the sinister-yet-lovable Hello Kitty?

• The Pikachu incest porn doesnt bother me. This will haunt my dreams. Where ever I go, the eyes, the eyes follow me!

• The Apocalypse is upon us!!!!!!

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