The Apocalypse is upon us!!!!!!

The Pikachu incest porn doesnt bother me.

This will haunt my dreams. Where ever I go, the eyes, the eyes follow me!

Is there anything left that hasn't been branded with the sinister-yet-lovable Hello Kitty?

Wow, finally found something for the woman (my wife) who has everything by Hello Kitty.

Don't you mean "something else,/i> for the woman who has everything by Hello Kitty", Scott? ;)

I think what Templar means is, does your wife have any vibrating Hello Kitty items we should know about? And by "we", I of course mean the internet?

She loves HK and she loves her vibrator, but she does not like the idea of the HK vibrator. Somehow it besmirches the innocence of Hello Kitty. *shrug*

So, then, the Hello Kitty sanitary napkins would NOT be something she'd be interested in.

I think what Templar means is, does your wife have any vibrating Hello Kitty items we should know about?

No, what I meant was that I found the word choice somewhat odd ("something for the woman who has everything" rather than "something else for the woman who has everything").

I do not find the thought of cartoon-themed masturbatory aids in any way amusing, nor would I would it please me to inquire, jokingly or otherwise, as to whether another man's wife was in the habit of availing herself of such things.

I find the idea of cartoon-themed masturbatory aids amusing in every way!
I wish I could get my wife a masturbatory aid shaped like a that sword from Thundercats, or He-Man's shit, or a lightsaber would be killer!
Minus the sharp edges and what not.

I find the idea of cartoon-themed masturbatory aids amusing in every way!

You have my pity.

Gaze into those eyes, gaze into the abyss...gyeahhh.

pleeeeezzz tell me where to get them omg i