Innocent Scouttrooper Pays the Ultimate Price for Neglectful Fiancé
Posted at 4:07 PM Sep 18, 2008
Warning: the above video contains graphic violence, committed against a totally innocent Scouttrooper on Speederbike statue (which I believe, terrifyingly, is an $800, 1:4 scale Sideshow statue) by a disgruntled fiancée. Now, I'm not going to defend a dude who blows all his money on toys, Vegas trips and strippers, when he hasn't provided his bride-to-be with an engagement ring, because that's just asking for trouble, and if he's buying all the nice Star Wars statues from Sideshow, he's clearly got plenty of disposable income. But it's hard to watch a beautiful, high-end collectible pay the price for his fuck-up. The next time you fight with your significant other, please, please—think of the toys, won't you?
Comments
Oh my god, what bitches!!! Wow, watching that made me so angry. How the hell did such an angry shrew find a boyfriend. I'm sorry, but even if your guy is spending money on Star Wars stuff instead of buying you a ring, that doesn't give you the right to smash his shit up.
If you want to dump the guy, fine, dump him. But don't go taking out your bitchy anger on his collectibles.
I really hope whoever this guy is realized what a total bitch he was engaged to when he got home and found out what he did and dumped her on the spot.
She totally doesn't even deserve to have a boyfriend if she's going to act like a petulant child.
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:19:50 PMThis is fake. It came up on the nets some time ago and was later admitted by the people involved as fake. Probably the boyfriend was manning the camera.
Here's where you can read more about it: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/fake_sort_of_the_stormtrooper.php
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:35:10 PMFortunately? this is fake. Here is the admission:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E_LAhYRkdc
Doesn't make it any less painful to watch though. :)
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:36:18 PMThis guy is broke because he owns all those toys, a pool table and an arcade cabinet (which doesn't look like it is working since it has a pile of junk in front of it.
This could start an all out war between nerds and girls who want their nerds to grow up and become men.
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:36:49 PMWhat a biatch...
Star Wars Gangsta Rap displays my anger
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:37:29 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E
nice.
he'll definitely run out and buy you that diamond ring now.
nice critical thinking skills.
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:53:22 PMTake a deep breath and relax, guys. Just watch the follow-up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E_LAhYRkdc
Hasn't anyone ever actually bought something from Sideshow? They make this fun little clause pretty clear.
Posted 09/18/2008 at 01:59:11 PMi couldn't watch the horrifying finale.
Posted 09/18/2008 at 07:56:09 PMi just wanted to add my opinion, which is:
if you are a self-obsessed geek, sleep around.
don't get engaged.
thank you.
that is all.
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens, Larry?
Posted 09/18/2008 at 09:26:59 PMA million collectors cried out and were suddenly silenced...
Posted 09/18/2008 at 10:59:40 PMPoor Scouttrooper, at least he didn't die by the hands of Ewoks. Now that is a truly embarrassing death.
I love the comments from those of you who thought it was real. I mean, how dare a woman not put up with her man treating her like shit? She's the one acting like a selfish child!
You know, some men manage to have geeky hobbies and, at the same time, aren't totally immature and self-absorbed. My husband, for example.
Posted 09/19/2008 at 06:57:35 AMThis was proven to be a fake (by the people that made it) awhile ago.
Posted 09/19/2008 at 01:28:58 PMThis was obviously fake. They're not the best actresses.
Also! The moral of the story: Only douchebags propose without a ring.
Posted 09/19/2008 at 01:35:48 PM