The Dark Side Won (or, Everything's Gone to Sith)
Posted at 4:25 PM Sep 19, 2008
I knew Disney and George Lucas had partnered up to make some Mickey Mouse/Star Wars merchandise, but never, in my darkest dreams, did I realize what horror they could potentially unleash. I don't know anyone I hate strongly enough to send a statue of Jar Jar Goofy. Hell, I don't even know if Alan Moore hates the Watchmen movie that much (although the odds are 50/50). These showed up at Disneyland and Disney world over last weekend. If you sensed millions of souls crying out in anguish at about that time...well, know you know why.
Comments
The LHC won't destroy the world - this will!
Posted 09/19/2008 at 01:40:04 PMFuck...my niece just saw this when i had the page opened. Now she wants one. I wish the LHC would just destroy this
Posted 09/19/2008 at 02:24:13 PMShoot me.
Posted 09/19/2008 at 08:35:48 PMI Already Hate the Mouse and Star Wars bores me.
Now I REALLY Hate the Mouse and Star Wars.
The Horror!
Posted 09/20/2008 at 05:55:40 PMPlease, do not stoop to lowest common denominator style humor and bust on Jar Jar. I mean, flaming the prequel trilogy is the new "arrow-through-the-head" joke. Just not funny.
If I saw this I would buy it without hesitation, just because I know so many people would hate it.
Posted 09/21/2008 at 06:55:17 PM