The Dark Side Won (or, Everything's Gone to Sith)

By Rob Bricken in Merchandise
Friday, September 19, 2008 at 4:25 pm

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I knew Disney and George Lucas had partnered up to make some Mickey Mouse/Star Wars merchandise, but never, in my darkest dreams, did I realize what horror they could potentially unleash. I don't know anyone I hate strongly enough to send a statue of Jar Jar Goofy. Hell, I don't even know if Alan Moore hates the Watchmen movie that much (although the odds are 50/50). These showed up at Disneyland and Disney world over last weekend. If you sensed millions of souls crying out in anguish at about that time...well, know you know why.

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