A Really Fake But Admirably Earnest American Hero
Posted at 4:27 PM Oct 15, 2008
While we wait for the travesty of a mockery of a sham that will be the live-action G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie, why not kick back and watch what might have been if the project had few thousand bucks, a couple of guys with their blue belts, some hair dye, a truckload of large-chested women, a terrible rap-rock song, and far greater appreciation of the source material?
WAR MACHINE is a 95 minute action / martial arts movie coming soon to DVD. This movie is unrated and not intended for children. A terrorist force rises in the third world. It's target, the United States of America. The US forms a new Black Operations Unit to engage this new enemy. The threat has come- Prepare for War.
I'll be preparing for war for the rest of the night, but my apologies if you've 1) seen this before, or 2) sent me the tip, because I apparently lost the email and can't credit you. Frankly, I'm not sure War Machine isn't going to be hardcore pornography, but it's still less likely to sodomize your childhood memories than the official thing.
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This has all the production value of your average Sci-Fi Channel exclusive. I'd buy it.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:23:14 PMYeah, it definitely looks like it will be at least half/porno, but still looks damn awesome. I'm far from a porn expert but I'd guess they usually don't have combat that looks this fun.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 03:43:37 PMThe only thing I can remember is that scene where the one chick is groping the other one. I'd watch that.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 05:56:31 PMHmmmmmmmmmm the "Baroness" looks rather... ummm... SMOKING HOT!!!! May I get an open account for my spank bank on this one?
Posted 10/15/2008 at 10:36:03 PMHmmmmmmmmmm the "Baroness" looks rather... ummm... SMOKING HOT!!!! May I get an open account for my spank bank on this one?
Posted 10/15/2008 at 10:36:46 PMHmmmmmmmmmm the "Baroness" looks rather... ummm... SMOKING HOT!!!! May I get an open account for my spank bank on this one?
Posted 10/15/2008 at 10:36:50 PMHmmmmmmmmmm the "Baroness" looks rather... ummm... SMOKING HOT!!!! May I get an open account for my spank bank on this one?
Posted 10/15/2008 at 10:36:50 PMthis looks very much porn-like. which makes me more depressed that their snake-eyes looks a million times better than the one that will be on movie screens next year.
Posted 10/16/2008 at 10:40:58 PMDid you ever see the animated version of FLASH GORDON? I tell you MONGO has some seruois wildlife HAWKS AS BIG AS AIRPLANS,MAN EATING PLANTS,LIZARDMEN,LIONMEN,HAWKMEN AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE(NOT REALY)
Posted 10/17/2008 at 09:53:12 PM