Vampire: The Masquerade + One Tree Hill x Emo Bangs = Twilight

By Rob Bricken
Friday, October 10, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Twilight HD Exclusive Trailer

The trailer for the Twilight movie debuted last night—caution: may induce vomiting. If I had a teenage daughter, I'd rather her be a stripper than a Twilight fan. At least she'd never have to hear any of her customers say tripe like "You are my life now."

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