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Everyone Loves the Clone Wars, So Shut the F**k Up


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Seriously. No one cares the movie was terrible, because kids ate that shit up.

The new Lucasfilm Animation series scored as the most-watched series premiere in [Cartoon Network] history, according to preliminary data from Nielsen Media Research. The one-hour new series premiere also reigned as the #1 program from 9-10 p.m. among all major kids networks in kids 6-11, kids 2-11, tweens 9-14, teens 12-7 and persons 2+, earning triple-digit increases compared to the same time period last year. The weekly, CG-animated series also attracted the largest tweens 9-14 audience for any premiere telecast of an original series in Cartoon Network’s 16-year history.

I was looking for a total number of young, impressionable, nubile young boys and tweens who were watching, but I couldn’t find any, possibly because I looked for about 10 seconds before I got distracted. In related news, kids are stupid and I hate them. (Via Business Wire)