Hey, remember when Kirk and Spock had to travel around '80s San Francisco dressed like elderly lesbians and went looking for whales? Then you remember the generally loved Star Trek IV: Free Willy, or whatever the hell it was called (I'm not a fan. A whale killed me dad. sue me). Diamond Select is producing this two-pack of Kirk n' Spock in their killer fashions, due in April. Can me crazy, but I prefer my science fiction films to not be spent whale-hunting in the present day. (Via Action-Figure)
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Archer said:
Alright, turn in your geek-card at the front counter. You've lost your credentials.
OM said:
...Highly inaccurate Kirk figure. It doesn't have the Shatner gut circa 1989-1990.
JBQ said:
That's not Kirk! That's Gary Glitter! Who the hell wants a pedophile action figure?
Easy Fiend said:
Actually, I think he looks more like David Johansson from the New York Dolls.
Zach Oat said:
While I'm happy these figures exist, I forgot how unfortunate Kirk's pink shirt is. I hope they eventually make an old, tubby Scotty. Am I weird for wanting a figure of that woman from Seventh Heaven, maybe in her future outfit? I always wanted her to turn up again. And the punk with the boom box on the bus.
Friginator said:
Kirk looks like Quentin Tarentino with Elvis hair wearing the clothes of a gay James Bond.
...and Spock looks like Cloris Leachman at a KKK rally.
OM said:
...So if that's Johannsen, will he stick the phaser up his butt while he sings? And where's the dead tribbles to throw at the audience?
