Disney Spends Millions on Voice Talent for Anime Movie It Won't Promote
Posted at 11:55 AM Dec 01, 2008
I promise no anime rant this time, but I couldn't let the news of the English voice cast of Hayao Miyazaki's new film Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea pass without notice. Like almost all of Miyazaki's films, Disney has the U.S. rights, and thus has hired Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Cate Blanchett, Liam Neeson, Lily Tomlin, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman, amongst others, to voice the animated movie's roles. I don't know why, because Disney never puts Miyazaki's films in more than a few hundred theaters at one time, no matter how insanely successful it is in Japan or critically acclaimed. Why not save a few million bucks and hire some regular voice actors, who almost certainly need the work?
And--I say this as a big Miyazaki fan--Ponyo looks absolutely batshit insane, even considering the plot is about some little fish-girl-thing who comes to the surface and has adventures. I've had LSD experiences that made more sense than the above trailer. And I guarantee there's no amount of Matt Damon or Tina Fey that will make that scene with the hundreds of horrible, squirming little faces acceptable to a mainstream American audience. (Via Cinema Blend)






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That looks scary as hell. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Miyazaki could make the most incredible, mindwarping anime adaptation of the works of H.P. Lovecraft *ever*. I'm just imagining his take on "At the Mountains of Madness," after watching this, and good lord, that could be the most disturbing movie ever.
Posted 12/01/2008 at 09:39:30 AMIt's cute beyond any means!!!! wiiii! (cuteness for the East and the West are a little different)
Why hire high paid stars when you have real pro voice people ready to work for everything!
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Posted 12/01/2008 at 10:57:50 AMCelebrity voices are one of my biggest pet peeves with animated features. So few actually can voice act. I mean Donkey is Eddie Murphy. It detaches me from the illusion of the film. But most american audiences love their celebrities, so they all get the great animation voice acting jobs now. And they of course always have the same excuse "I wanted to make something my kids could enjoy". ARRRGH
Posted 12/01/2008 at 11:50:59 AMBecause it really pays to get celebrity voices for cartoons who completely phone it in instead of some truly talented voice actors who can actually provide great performances.
Actually, yes it does. Throngs of idiots will go to see anything if it's got Will Smith or Ben Stiller doing a voice in it. It's the sad truth and why real voice actors don't get their due.
Then again, most of the people who go to see Miyazaki's movies when they come over here couldn't care less about celebrity voices.
Posted 12/01/2008 at 12:41:59 PMI've seen this movie, and I assure you that, while it seems pretty batshit insane, it was still pretty damn cool. I really don't know what was going on, though. The subtitles were terrible.
Posted 12/01/2008 at 02:06:48 PMIs Matt Damon going to voice the creature who says "PONYO!"?
That is SOO gonna rock!!!
PONYO!!!
Posted 12/01/2008 at 03:41:11 PMThere needs to be more CGI animals and that song that goes, "I like to move it, move it. I like to movie it, move it."
Now THAT'S a good animated movie.
Posted 12/01/2008 at 04:18:52 PMI've also seen this film. At first I thought, 'Okay, this movie is for little kids, because they have a certain way of understanding and accepting things.' A little later, I thought, 'I see, Miyazaki was trying to think like a child when he made this, but I'm not sure it's working.' Fifteen minutes in, I just gave up trying to make sense of it all. And the subs I had were pretty decent.
Posted 12/02/2008 at 02:53:08 AMExample: Those "hundreds of horrible, squirming little faces" are Ponyo's younger sisters. The fucked-up-looking guy with the long red hair (dressed, for some reason, like an escapee from the music hall stage who looks as if he might break into 'I Do Like To Be Beside the Seaside' at any minute) is their dad. And the Gigantor lady (who lives in the ocean? IS the ocean? and is somehow bigger than a boat) is their mom.
At one point, the batshit father basically says, "You need to do this, or THE MOON WILL CRASH INTO THE EARTH!!!" *gestures frantically at ginormous moon*
Everyone ignored him though, so I think he might have actually been crazy.
Don't take any of the above to mean that I didn't enjoy it, though.
Now, I sorta went into this on my blog on theInteresting Bits VIpost, and they may not release into huge theatre openings, but supposedly these movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke (to name the most recent)do HUGE $'s on DVD & I think that's the reason (besides John Lassiter) that they get these for the English adaptations. That plus, the automatic Oscar nods.
Posted 12/02/2008 at 06:01:42 PM