The gameplay for the PSP's Final Fantasy fighting game Dissidia still looks terrible, but this 5-minute opening cinematic makes me masturbate furiously er, want to buy the game anyways. And...well...masturbate furiously.
This is the best thing that happened to me this Christmass so far. And I doubt anything will beat it. This intro kicks so much asses... wow.
I'm such a FF whore. This game makes me want to buy a system that I never had the intention of picking up.
...I'm gonna go change my pants.
Amazing.
Really amazing.
Now back to baking cookies.
I need a cigarette.
This is what I did:
<b>1.</b> Beat the crap out of Zidane with Cloud
<b>2.</b> Beat the crap out of Zidane with Squall
<b>3.</b> Beat the crap out of Zidane with Onion Knight
<b>4.</b> Beat the crap out of Zidane with...well, you get the idea.
So yeah, you can guess who´s my least loved character on it.
here is the course of action i will take:
1) import the game as soon as possible
2) put it in my psp
3) watch the opening cinema
4)fight cloud agaisnt sephiroth
5) fight cecil against gabranth
6)take disc out of my psp
7) never play it again and go back to megaman
But...but...you get to see Terra's panties!
the creation of the universe was all merely the beginning of a series of events designed solely for the purpose of seeing squall and sephiroth do battle in a video game cut scene. the lords work is done.
Dude, you really got to lay off the Dissidia hate. I've had a chance to play the Japanese verision this past weekend, and it's fairly solid once you figure out how to play it. Dissidia isn't going to be the next Street Fighter or Smash Bros., more like Virtual-On meet FF. 1up did a decent write up on it if you're interested.
http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3171974&p=7
*fap* *fap* *fap*
and I mean that completely non-sarcastically.
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