Apparently, this is some kind of Easter egg for one of the 3-D Mortal Kombat games--a delightful treat known as "vagina boxing" among gamers. Wonder How To says it only works with women--I kind of hope that means because only they have vaginas, because if you can't perform this move on the men, this is about the most insanely misogynist thing I've seen in quite some time.
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MyNoNos said:
"You just got CAGED!"
Nice!
I can gaurantee you that Nic Cage runs around saying that same shit while masturbating over pics of Elvis, Superman, and baby Jesus.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 07:17:24 AM
AlexB said:
Hasn't Johnny Cage always had a crotch punching move? I think that was always something he did. Which is sad in its own right.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 07:24:23 AM
Arsenal said:
He has always punched the crotch. And that is why I still think he is one of the worst video game charecters ever.
I mean that is how you become one of the best fighters in the world? hitting someone in the crotch? Really? When do we get to see Bobby Hill in UFC then?
Posted 01/08/2009 at 07:35:08 AM
Templar said:
I fail to see how this is any worse than the "normal" fatalities the game sells itself on.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 08:20:07 AM
Toxic said:
Templar--- the dude hammered her in the vag until she exploded.
That's pretty Freudian. More so than a normal decapitation or something.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 08:32:42 AM
Alder Knight said:
...what.
Everybody who left ignorant-ass comments on that "Wonder How To" post deserves a punch in the junk of their own.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 08:36:07 AM
Templar said:
Templar--- the dude hammered her in the vag until she exploded.
Yeah, and? It's no more or less pointlessly stupid than any of the other myriad ways to kill people in the game.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 10:36:07 AM
Kevin said:
It's from Shaolin Monks, I think. I'm also pretty sure you can do it to the guys.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 01:54:06 PM
Zach said:
Holy shit, MyNoNos comment is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 01:59:30 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
Mortal Kombat has never been a classy game. I think Boon and company have issues.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 05:43:13 PM
scott said:
This video is from MK:Shaolin Monks and is the end of a two-player versus match. Cage can do that fatality against any character, not just female. Here he does it against Baraka - http://tinyurl.com/7rddyj. I suspect that gametesters didn't really foresee that fatality being used against Kitana due to:
1) Cage and Kitana both require unlocking
2) The Versus mode in MK:SM really kind of sucks. The game shined in coop mode though.
The MK:SM fatalities are worth watching though. They really go over the top in a amusing yet ridiculously violent fashion, even compared to previous MK games.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 10:02:52 PM






