A lot of you guys gave me shit yesterday when I pounced on the newly announced director of Jonah Hex, Jimmy Hayward, whose main experience has been helming Horton Hears a Who, which is almost not quite totally unlike Jonah Hex. I said Hex would likely suck, and you guys got ornery and said to give him a chance.
First of all, you're probably right. Hayward doesn't have enough to a track record to really judge him yet, maybe he wanted to end it with a gunfight in a demon-infested town and the studio wouldn't let him. However, secondly, who gives a shit? I'm a goddamn nerd, and it's my nerdy responsibility to be utterly cynical about most things, and blindly, terrifyingly excited about others--it's what we all do. Third, I'm a pessimist anyways, so I expect more things to suck toast than the average nerd.
I bring this all up because some guy named Garrett Hedlund has been cast as the lead of Tron 2, and it's going to bring up the same debate over whether I'm being a negative asshole or just a regular, bitter nerd. I was ready to give this guy a chance. Are you ready? Here's Hedlund:
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK
Okay. I know what you're thinking here. And I'll start with a pro--he was in the Friday Night Lights movie, which I thought was awesome and recall no bad performances in. Of course, he was also in Eragon and Georgia Rule, but I'll be optimistic and allow the possibility that he was the only shining light in those two box office turds, neither of which I will ever see. But then I look at this picture and
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKK
I bet you're also thinking that I picked the douchiest photo of him, possible, right? FUCKING WRONG. There were several worse photo that make him look like a douchenozzle opened to its widest, most powerful spray. I even went to IMDB, where I found this--at least he has a regular goddamn haircut, but he has the world's WORST MUSTACHE (and I know, because I held the title from 1999-2000). So don't you blame me for being negative. I was willing to give this idiot a chance. Finally, in summary:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Comments
LBD "Nytetrayn" said:
Huh. In that picture, he reminds me of The Miz...
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
Posted 01/07/2009 at 09:40:50 AM
Arsenal said:
Can't judge him by the hair, I mean he is a pool, who knows if it is supposed to look like that, not to mention the fact that the new trend in Hollywood is to have really, bad hair.
The kid can not grow facial hair I will admit that from your pic. But honestly if you think casting him as the lead is going to be the downfall of TRZ or whatever the fuck it is called. You have not been paying attention to your own posts. That and how would his hair matter to the movie he will be wearing a damn DEVO hat the whole time.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 09:41:21 AM
Mr. C said:
Hair aside, the most egregious indicator that he is a flamboyant squawk bird is the set of chilly pink beverages he has strategically placed all around him. I bet if he walks two steps without a sip of whatever combination of peach schnappes, champagne and diet cherry 7up that is, he gets real cranky! His handlers probably have to create a trail of these Pink Pantinis in order to motivate him to go anywhere.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 10:11:05 AM
Will said:
I really liked this guy in Four Brothers. He may look doucharific but he's actually a pretty good actor. Also, are we sure his hair is going to look that idiotic in the new Tron?
Posted 01/07/2009 at 10:12:41 AM
Hachiko said:
C'mon, the guy was ok in Four Brothers. Would you rather have Shia give Tron the Transformers Treatment?
Don't judge the poor bastard by one vacation pic on a gay cruise.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 10:22:29 AM
cummins said:
Between Matt Hill and this guy it's becoming apparent that 2009 will be THE YEAR OF THE SCI-FI DOUCHE HAIRCUT!
Posted 01/07/2009 at 10:25:38 AM
Anonymous said:
No one is pointing out that the original Tron was kind of douchey looking in period pictures?
http://www.maestravida.com/weinwalk/h5capsule1p.JPG
http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/!photos/Bruce_Boxleitner.jpg
I mean does anybody fondly remember Tron and wishing they could have been like Tron. Everyone liked Flynn. He's the Han Solo to Luke.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 11:09:58 AM
Andrew said:
Dammit, I used to work on this kids truck in high school. Nice guy to hang out with, but I was never a fan of his acting, though it has gotten better. Of course, now he's the one with the bank account...
My only problem is I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the first thing about Tron.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 11:17:38 AM
this buddy of mine said:
probably doesn't have a Clu that he is getting Ram'med by Sark just below the water line
Posted 01/07/2009 at 11:28:53 AM
-d said:
I shoot pool with Garret! He's a nice low-key guy and was supposed to be working on the film version of On The Road. He's the kind of actor who can play different roles convincingly (Death Sentence: shit movie but he was good in it, Troy, Friday Night Lights, Four Brothers) and I know he'll make the best of the material he gets. I remember when I met him I didn't know who he was, let alone recognize him at all, and slowly it dawned on me all these movies that he was in that I had seen. I think the best thing about him in this movie, and I don't mean this in a bad way, is that he doesn't steal scenes and the other actors and smaller roles will be able to shine.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 11:40:44 AM
Neal Snow said:
Why is Tron being recast? If Jeff Bridges is coming back as Flynn, then why not bring back Bruce Whatshisname back as Tron? Slim Fast, steroids, liposuction, he's good to go. Worked for Stallone.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 01:04:48 PM
Andrew said:
@ -d: is Garret still in Scottsdale, AZ, or did he relocate?
Posted 01/07/2009 at 01:18:07 PM
kjo1969 said:
Yeah... I agree with Mr. C - how could you overlook the drinks. That hair + scatterings of pink drinks bring his douche-factor up exponentially.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 03:37:25 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
I just don't see the point of doing a new TRON at all. The whole point to TRON was that it was the beginning of the computer age, and the dawn of video games. TRON today would be a really jaded, ho-hum kind of story. There's no "wow" factor to it anymore.
So while this guy does look like just another Hollywood prettyboy who would be equally at home in a boy band or MTV reality show, ultimately it won't matter because TRON 2.0 (or whatever the fuck they call it) will suck major, pendulous balls. It shouldn't exist at all.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 05:47:04 PM
hannah said:
d- When I first heard that Hedlund was rumored to have a role in On The Road I couldn't have been more thrilled as I absolutely love Kerouac's work and I think Garrett Hedlund is one of the most talented and promising young actors out there trying to make a name for themselves. I would greatly appreciate if you would drop me an email because I would really love to know anything you might know about the upcoming project. Thanks in advance.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 05:27:21 AM
spectrespire said:
One of the most interesting things about being a nerd is the awesome variety we have. No matter what the obscure subject, somewhere out there you can turn over a rock and find some community of geeky boosters. For example, Tron. I hated Tron. I've never met anyone who liked Tron. NO ONE. EVER. Really, this is fascinating!
Posted 01/08/2009 at 07:38:59 AM
Breklor said:
I'm a goddamn nerd, and it's my nerdy responsibility to be utterly cynical about most things, and blindly, terrifyingly excited about others--it's what we all do.
No, it isn't. It's a very common symptom of nerdity, probably connected with the fact that so many nerds are afflicted with some form of high-functioning autistic spectrum disorder. You don't need to be a douchebag any more than the reviewer of low-budget pr0n flicks needs to spatter his cum all over the floor of peepshow booths. As a blogger who (presumably) is invested with some measure of authority on the information you report, your responsibility is to do so with a measure of, well, responsibility.
Sigh.
Posted 01/08/2009 at 11:38:10 AM
Vaness said:
Hello!:D You gave your opinion so here's mine: don't judge someone because of a picture! The guy's a really good actor,not well known yet, but a really good one. He played in friday night lights (like you said), four brothers, Eragon and geogia rule (I have to admit those movies were...yerk.) and death sentence. Who never made bad movies?
I'm just saying that before you say something, judge by the performance not a picture. When you're in a pool do you always look perfect?Nope. When you're in vacation do you always have to drink water? Nope.
So give the guy a chance, because I know he'll blow you off. I never thought he would be a bad-ass (too good looking in my mind) but he did in Death Sentence and it was an AMAZING performance.
So come on, be real. Mel gibson had some picture were he look a bit crazy and is he a bad actor?Hell no, he's amazing.
that's all I have to say ;)
Posted 01/08/2009 at 06:08:20 PM






