First of all, it's January. There is no need to be making Watchmen movie Halloween costumes, except as a crew mockery of all Moore holds dear. Second, HOLY GOD THESE THINGS ARE TERRIBLE. Third, can you imagine some poor kid knocking on Moore's door in one of these things on Halloween? Fourth, do you think they'll let Moore write comics from jail after he murders a child? Thanks to TR contributor Chris Cummins for the tip. (Via Watchmen Comic Movie)
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Yakub Shabazz said:
I first thought these were merely 12" figures. Yikes.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:00:55 PM
Nick Marino said:
It looks like the guy in the Comedian costume beat up Bob Hoskins and stole his Mario costume that he wore in the Super Mario Bros movie.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:01:15 PM
MyNoNos said:
No offense but I'm sure the mere sight of that grizzly fucker would keep the trick or treaters far from A. Moores doorstep!
Also, until that grouchy bastards gives the millions upon millions of dollars he stands to gain from the movie and all the merchandise that he so despises to me or poor cambodian children, I think he should try keeping his whining to an inaudible minimum.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:22:17 PM
DW said:
Yep, the Ozymandias costume should read, "Look upon my nipples ye mighty and despair!"
On the plus side, these look to be the first costumes ever that are available in "Husky."
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:28:47 PM
Photoboy said:
Considering Moore lives in Northampton I don't think he'd open his door on Halloween anyway, unless he wants to get knifed.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:32:44 PM
Wat said:
MyNoNos, wtf are you talking about? Alan Moore doesn't own the Watchmen license, so he's not making money from the movie or from recent graphic novel sales.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:40:34 PM
cellardoor said:
except as a crew mockery of all Moore holds dear
You don't want to mock Alan Moore's crew. David Lloyd'll cut a bitch.
And yes, he gives whatever money he makes from films of his comics to the artist. I believe he gave all the V For Vendetta profits and credit to the aforementioned Lloyd.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:47:50 PM
McTool said:
Things I am rocking this Halloween:
That Comedian outfit.
Good lord, the shenanigans will be glorious.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 12:55:09 PM
karl said:
They need to have an Alan Moore costume. Now THAT would be scary.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 01:04:23 PM
Unamused said:
Why does Rorschach have a stocking with little Xmas trees on his face? And why is he wearing a bathrobe? He looks less like a terrifying and utterly mad vigilante and more like someone's senile grandad who has wandered off from the nursing home...
And yeah, it sort of defeats the irony inherent in the name 'The Comedian' when you laugh on sight of the poor chubby bastard. Looks like one of Freddy Mercury's less successful stage costumes.
So goes another of the beloved things from my childhood. All I can say is if they ever make a film from 'Flaming Carrot', or 'Cerebus' there will be BLOOD.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 01:05:46 PM
"Starman" Matt Morrison said:
Yeah. The only reason I can see buying any of this is because it would be much harder to make a workable Rorschach mask you could see out of than to just buy the one they show on the website.
Apart from that, I could make a better Rorschach costume in an hour.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 01:09:11 PM
chad said:
these prove that the watchman movie stuff has gone overboard for only the true fans of the classic will be buying those costumes and what no Manhattan to round out the set?
Posted 01/27/2009 at 02:03:16 PM
Templar said:
So goes another of the beloved things from my childhood. All I can say is if they ever make a film from 'Flaming Carrot', or 'Cerebus' there will be BLOOD.
Wasn't Mystery Men essentially a Flaming Carrot movie?
Posted 01/27/2009 at 02:35:30 PM
Rockon1885 said:
Am I the only one that sees Ozymandias johnson?
Also, I think Nite Owl is an illegal immigrant.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 04:06:22 PM
Rockon1885 said:
Am I the only one that sees Ozymandias johnson?
Also, I think Nite Owl is an illegal immigrant.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 04:07:05 PM
Unamused said:
Templar - the Mysterymen are indeed from Bob Burden's weird, dreamlike universe, and the movie was just about as awful as I'd expected on seeing the previews. Thankfully, the Flaming Carrot himself never showed up in it. I can only imagine how lame the most Dada of all superheroes would be as imagined by that particular creative team.
Anyone with a spray-can of blue enamel paint and six months to spend in the gym can put together a pretty convincing Dr. Manhattan costume for cheap, so long as you don't mind the inevitable arrest on indecent exposure charges. Or dying from the blocked pores and system-wide poisoning - but you'd be the hit of that last Halloween party!
Posted 01/27/2009 at 04:16:27 PM
Snoodle said:
I love Watchmen to pieces, and those costumes are hideous and disrespectful, but I can't help but laugh thinking of Alan Moore's reaction every single time there's a new piece of merchandise.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 04:36:13 PM
astrokender said:
Judging from the models, these costumes look like they are meant for adults, which seems way more pathetic. Just, wow. I totally have no respect for the man that parades around in one of these.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 04:51:17 PM
Unamused said:
My imagining of that scene, Snoodle:
*opens envelope with the above photos*
"Aw, sweet bleedin' Glycon, NO! NononononoNOOOO!!"
*hurls an authentic Jivaro shrunken head through an 18th century ritual magic mirror*
"Sodding damn hell - MELINDA! WHERE'S ME FOOKIN' WEED?!"
*storms off to commune with the undead spirit of Will Eisner, whom he keeps in a bell jar in his attic*
Posted 01/27/2009 at 05:07:30 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
Dr. Manhattan costume:
Step 1. Get naked.
Step 2. Shave head.
Step 3. Submerge self in tub of blueberry juice.
Step 4. Get out attend Con.
You're done.
Alternate method:
Step 1. Get naked.
Step 2. Shave head.
Step 3. Submerge self in freezing water for 20 minutes.
Step 4. Exit water. Go directly to Con.
For added realism, you may want to shave all your body hair and draw Doc Manhattan's symbol on your forehead with a Sharpie.
If you wear pants, you're a wimp.
Posted 01/27/2009 at 09:55:32 PM
fred said:
Well, the comedian was a rapist in the book, wasn't he?
Posted 01/28/2009 at 07:58:58 AM
davelog said:
>> So goes another of the beloved things from my childhood. All I can say is if they ever make a film from 'Flaming Carrot', or 'Cerebus' there will be BLOOD.
Yknow, I was so pissed when they announced the Mystery Men movie with no FC - then I saw it, and was grateful the Carrot wasn't anywhere near it.
Posted 01/28/2009 at 09:49:37 AM
Red said:
Rorschach's costume could be improved greatly with a pair of purple pinstripes pants.
Posted 01/28/2009 at 10:10:37 AM






