Update: Okay, you big babies. I've edited the image for all you people seeing a "phantom vagina," and we should all be safe for work, all right? The original is now after the jump. Needless to say, I think you people are high, but I'm happy to let Zatch Bell protect you from the horrors of the genitalia you think you see.
And it turns out she's a model with barely any acting experience; what a shock, right? TV Guide reports that frequent online poker covergirl Serinda Swan will play the magician, probably not wearing much more than she's got on above.
Swan will appear in this season's 17th episode, "Hex," as Zatanna, a magician who grants birthday girl Chloe a wish. Having been through the wringer ever since Brainiac mind-boinked her and Doomsday crashed her wedding day, Chloe expresses a desire to lead the comparatively mild-mannered life of Lois Lane. Voilà! Chloe magically inhabits Lois' (and thus Erica Durance's) body for the bulk of the hour. Clark is also granted a wish. But what could he possibly want for?I'm guessing he'd like to borrow a guitar, myself. (Link NSFW-ish.) What? Oh, like you'd kick her out of bed for mind-wiping certain members of the Justice League because they opposed the mind-wipe of Dr. Light. (Via Newsarama)
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Photoboy said:
Cool, you can totally seen vagina if you zoom in on that pic.
Justin from Vegas said:
you really don't even have to zoom... good thing I'm at home.
JOBSQUAD said:
Wow. You know I never watch Smallville, but.........
I also now know what Zatanna's box looks like. Awesome.
Anonymous said:
Fuck you, TR, I'm at work, three seconds later and my boss would have walked into my office with me looking at a supermodel's vag. Seriously hot, but god this show is going to shit again.
FrontToward Everybody said:
"Phantom vagina"? It's right there. It's like an Arby's billboard.
Arsenal said:
Well I guess we can tell who knows what a vag looks like and who doesn't.
It is totally there, but I would have never noticed it if people were not pointing it out. And Rob you should have used a picture of Corey Haim to cover it up, because nothing like comvering a pussy with a pussy
longbowhunter said:
Goddamn it...STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE VAGINA!!!! Besides,you can barely see 'dat vagina...and some of us are really looking..
Snoodle said:
I don't even like Smallville, but looks-wise she seems a good choice.
Oh hey Zatch, watchu doing there?
Stonecrow said:
I wonder if SHE knows she's showing off the ol' clam there...
ArtF said:
Aha, the old "Zatch over the snatch" trick. Bad form.
ClancyDamon said:
I've never understood this fucking SFW/NSFW. I'm at work right now and, vaginas or not, I'd be fired for doing anything OTHER than working. Honestly, what fucking jobs do you people have that allow you to surf the god-damn web freely as long as you don't see tits?
OnanRulz said:
SERINDA SWAN! You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!
ABS said:
nice, but she gotta have the top hat, tux and fishnets
OM said:
"Hey Clarkie! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my box?"
...Of course, while the rest of you are drooling over her partially-obscured labia, the *real* question remains unanswered: Where's Zee's fishnets?
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
Landing strip, I definitely see a landing strip.
ZeroCorpse said:
To be technical about it, you can't see her vagina at all.
It's her vulva.
I swear, geeks know the name of every little part of a computer, but you throw a flesh & blood woman in front of them, and they're mislabeling parts left and right!
Paul said:
I wanted to say that I couldn't see one, but for some reason I see one. Power of suggestion or is it my perverted brain seeing an imaginary oasis?
Tom said:
Smallville is still on the air? Huh.
NeoXorn said:
I hope that is her Zatanna costume.
I can't believe I'm having a hard-on while browsing a non-porno site.
Thanks, Topless Robot! = )
Kid Nicky said:
Thank you,Clancy Damon. If the pic was just her face,would your boss be like "What are you doing there,checking out Smallville spoilers? GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!!!"
lurker said:
I don't see a vulva or a vagina. That's just part of the lace design.
Jay N said:
Awesome...simply awesome.
Smallville? Huh? What?
facepalm said:
Freakin' nerds complaining that you can see a vag. Where's the original.
tony said:
Hmm, I'm not so worried about her lower half, as I am about what's going on in the open section of her top, below her breasts. Is that just a terrible bit of air brushing or am I going mad.
THE PR0F3550R said:
I'm in love. Can't wait to see her on Smallville.
fub said:
she is perfect.. boobs, eyes , and shaved...it dosent get better than that!!!!!!!!!!! i call shot gun!!!!
