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DC Direct Releases Night Elf Hunter as Well as Other Warcraft Toys without Breasts


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DC Direct debuted series 5 of their popular World of Warcraft figures at the New York Toy Fair, and here is the one 98% of you want to see: Night Elf Hunter Alathena Moonbreeze with Sorna. I have no idea what any of that means, but I do know you guys would rather check out the chick with the elf ears than Scourge Ghoul Rottingham or Alliance Hero Lo’Gosh. In case I’ve misjudged you, pics of the other two, along with a deluxe Illidan in Demon Form figure (?), are over at ToyNewsI.

See, ridiculous names like Rottingham and Moonbreeze are why I can’t take Warcraft seriously. If anyone needs me, I’ll be playing a real videogame…starring Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart.