Hasbro’s Star Wars SDCC Exclusive Is All Smiles
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Really? Really, Hasbro? Smiling Luke Skywalker with ladder? You are not just scraping the bottom of the barrel here; you’ve broken through the barrel and are hitting the carpet underneath. It might be time to just let the Star Wars franchise rest for a while, if this is the shit you’re going to pull. Also, why the hell did you bring a barrel inside on the carpet, anyways?
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