The only reason I'm hanging on to my sanity right now is because this is an Etsy item created by EveningArwen, and not mass-produced. I really can't deal with any more nerd/sex collisions right now.
Question: If a boy nerd, wearing a Watchmen condom, has sex with a girl nerd, wearing a Star Trek corset, would the universe be torn asunder from the incongruity to two insanely huge nerds, not just having sex, but with each other? Wouldn't this end not only life, but all existence as we know it?
...don't you think it probably should? (Via Gizmodo)
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Arsenal said:
I have a birthday coming up. So I'll tell you how it goes.
or would that be cheating
LAY said:
Nerds usually have sex with nerds.
Also: I like boobies.
MooseBerry said:
At the bottom of the page it says
STAR TREK PIN NOT INCLUDED.
>_>
But yeah, looks nice....
wendo27 said:
Wouldn't this end not only life, but all existence as we know it?
Only if that boy is also wearing 'red shirt' cologne and she's wearing the Watchmen thong!
cKHAVIKk said:
Look at them jahoobies.
Breklor said:
I dunno where you been rolling your d20s, but my geek pals tend to have pretty healthy sex lives. Some of them even make little geeklets in the process, although I guess that will be less likely now that there's Watchmen family planning products :)
CTrees said:
Forwarding this to my girlfriend and crossing my fingers...
>_>
Jason said:
Wow... just wow
Garyx said:
DAMN.....I hope my wife doesn´t minds having one of those...
Cprl_kool said:
I would actually love to see what mesurments are ordered for those.
I mean the model has some pretty impressive stats to her, but the people that are going to be getting them I am willing to bet are not going to be so streamlined I would think.
ThatCostumeGirl said:
*gasp* Oooh, I can get it in science blue.
Suzu said:
I guess we'd just have to try out. To bad my BF has never read Watchmen. ;)
The corset is awesome, but I have no idea on what occasion I could wear it...
McTool said:
Would it end all life? No. I'm assuming those are flimsy condoms that break easily, so I'd bet that life would actually be created.
Brion said:
....uh... ahhh... What? Someone was saying something? I think I just burned a hole through her chest.
Alkad said:
@Suzu
Well I've read Watchmen... I'd introduce my little Manhattan to your Genesis matrix any day
edgreen86 said:
Ah... folks. Its a RED corset. You know what that means, right? Right?
Now, I'm not saying I don't know some people who I'd like to see meet the traditional end while wearing red trek costumes, but a sex partner?
Man, that's harsh.
Bill said:
Wowzers!
dave said:
i think its ok to finally admit that being a "nerd" or "geek" is considered "cool" these days. i bet you most jocks and preps are trading in their A&F clothes for nerdy ones, just to fit in!
MyNoNos said:
I am confident in saying that the fruits of said labors would produce the anti-christ.
Now will that lead to the destruction of
mankind? That my friend is not a question I am suited to answer.
I love that this bitch is spread out on a cheap hotel bed though.
Nice!
Snoodle said:
I need this in my life. Now.
Snoodle said:
Is it wrong one of my first thoughts was 'make it in blue and Zachary Quinto could totally wear it...'? Because it was.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
chad said:
given that star wars and trek fans seem to have new generations and are still going strong its unlikely that that corset will wind up ending the human race for trek fans have been doing the wild thing long before and some girl in that thing won't be the final end by trek to destroy human kind
Lord Boofhead said:
Its Boobs Jim but not as we know them.....
Damn it I'm a doctor not dress maker!
You can change the laws of physics, I'm not gonna fit that fat chick in that corset...
Its illogical captain!
