By Rob Bricken in
Tech
Friday, Feb. 20 2009 @ 12:15PM
Dr. Hideto Tomabechi has been studying sounds and their ability to mentally and emotionally change a person. He was hired by the Japanese police force to de-program members of the Aum Shunrikyo cult using his techniques after the 1995 sarin gas attacks. Now, he believes that sounds can physically change people, and has devised a test to see if his theory is true: Rock Melon. A cellphone ring tone, which, if a woman listens to it regularly...
...MAKES THEIR BREASTS BIGGER.
Of course. I'm not really sure if the good doctor has any other ideas for his theory, or if this is the whole plan -- it's pretty plausible he just wants to make the chests of his countrywomen bigger, which I think would get him crowned emperor by his fellow countrymen. Now, the video actually shows a trial subject getting tested; it's safe for work, but I don't want to spoil the incredible outcome. (Via Danny Choo)
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Cathy said:
I thought the breast enlargement was pretty spectacular until I saw the "hair reveal." This guy is hardcore!
Gasstank said:
Awesome! Simply awesome.
Endroren said:
"So all you need to do is come into my office once a week, take off your shirt, and let me measure your breasts. And don't worry - I'm a doctor and this is all for science. You're helping to fight terrorists! Now why don't you go ahead and take off your shirt."
Yep, the man's a genius.
amarygma said:
How about instead of a ringtone something that I can put on "repeat" as I sleep?
Dan Marek said:
I absolutely love the train of thought here:
1) The Japanes have a theory that sounds might affect people and change them."
2)They've discovered that they do, in fact, affect people; they de-programed some terrorists."
3)Imagine the possibilities! We could solve all the worlds problems through sound conditioning or we could...
4)Try to make bigger boobs.
Oh Japan, when will you cease amazing me.
Zach Oat said:
I was wondering what the hell was up with his ponytail. That's ridiculous. Does he choose to camoflauge himself like that, or does society demand it? Either way, that's messed up.
If I was a small-breasted woman in Japan, I'd be embarrassed to use that ringtone, because every time it went off, every otaku in the area -- all of whom are probably following this man's research -- would turn and stare at my tiny chest. Hell, there are probably nerds who have it on their own phones, hoping to engorge any woman who happens to be within earshot.
Tristriam said:
WHAT. THE. FUCK. Imagine this. He learns that sound on the guitar, (which from he video, he's pretty close), Then after that, he hosts a seminar called "HOW TO MAKE YOUR BREASTS BIGGER", And the whole thing is just that sound played on repeat. I'm officially keeping tabs on his research.
HQ-Man said:
When the hair-growth ringtone is ready and working, I'll personally go to this guy's ha]ouse give him a big "thank you" hug!
J-me said:
I'm not gonna lie -- as a girl this is scary on so many more levels than the obvious.
badNflu3nce said:
The Japanese also have the superstition that your breasts will grow if you massage them daily.
Dunno if there is any truth to that, I think it was just made up by some guy who was trying to cop a feel.
I am also reminded of the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode where they do hypnotherapy, including $60 hypnotherapy tapes that will enlarge your penis.
Snoodle said:
Lol, oh Japan.
I'm all for this stuff (especially if it can replace minor cosmetic surgery and such) but he wants to make one that makes people fall in love at first sight? That shit just sounds downright dangerous.
NeoXorn said:
THAT. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME!!!!!
You gave us, Astroboy, Anime, Super Sentai, Godzilla, Ultraman, Hentai, Nintendo, Pokemon, Yuma Asami, RevolTech, SOOO many more and now THIS!
Japan, Thank You!
I honestly think this is different than hypnotherapy. It may have some similarities but its different.
Tweak said:
Amazering!
chickchick said:
Doctor Tomabetci, YOu are hilarious and you made my day! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Leoval said:
The coolness of the "research" can't be denied, however the result is far from conclusive. First we never get to see the actual measurement of the "before" stage, neither the "after" one, the video just ask us to accept the 3cm claim. Second, there is not a control group here. Assuming that the 3cm value is real, there is no way to eliminate external factors like diet, hormone imbalance and/or pregnancy as reasons for the difference in sizes.
Malia said:
How do i hear the ringtone?
I want bigger boobs!
farrah said:
hah rubbing your boobs daily def doesnt work....i cant keep my boyfriend off of them, yet they stay the same. but this ringtone i am willing to try.
