I'm sold! Anything to piss off Alan Moore.

I think someone should secretly trail Alan Moore for a few weeks after the release, to see whether he sneaks into a theatre to see the film (along with his snake-god buddy). With all the hype and positive words, he's gotta be curious... at least just a little bit, no?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fuck.
No pun intended.

Do they come in the Comedian size? Or more importantly is the Dr. Manhatten ones come in normal and giant size? Just incase you shapeshift

Are they lead-lined? You know to prevent rotting your loved ones uterus if you happen to be radioactive...

When Alan Moore sees what happens at the end of the film there will be an explosion twice the size of the one caused by the squid.

They should have used the usual smiley face for the logo, only with a white blotch where the blood normally is.

Now you too can scream "BEHOLD! NEW BLUE CRUNCHBERRIES!" in the bedroom!

That was not a request. :)

As a person in the promotional products biz. This is an awesome promo. Perfect for the 30+year old living in his parents basement who has a failure to launch....lol

Does it glow in the dark?

i've made this joke to my friend. i never thought i was a prophet.

Dr. Manhattan Condoms: they come in a packet of three.

I wonder when we'll see ther Silk Spectre I and II Real
Dolls?

Im starting to think that the merchandising people are doing this specifically to pee Alan Moore off.

I mean what says "Fuck you" more than a condom based on his character?

Is it wrong I want these? Not for use, just to display and so I can stare at them and imagine Alan Moore's head exploding.

Oh fuck it. I'm just going to kill myself and get it over with. Fuck you guys.

Alan Moore is going to kill himself. This is what Hollywood wants.

just when i think the watchman ties in have reached the end this proves that there is nothing off limits for watchman stuff. Alan Moore is no doubt screaming and cursing right now . and still no Bubasia tie ins.

This is truely the most useless movie tie-in I've ever seen!

Wow. What I nice way of starting my day.

A Watchmen condom.

I can imagine Alan Moore sharpening his knives and murmuring in his basement planning to murder someone. Haha.

I agree with KateDrinks. Its like the merchandising execs of Watchmen are only doing this to piss-off Alan Moore.

Also, the same with Anonymous, the question is does it glow in the dark?

This product is like a BIG "FUCK YOU" to Alan Moore.

I'm still waiting the GWAR condom.

The world will look up and shout, "Do you use protection?", and I will whisper, "no."

Holy Diver, that's funny!

I'm sure it's more than a coincidence, but 300 also had a promotional condom. I can't remember now where I got it, but it's red and says "Prepare for Glory" on the front flap.

Too rad, I hope I still have my 300 condom, so I can add this with it.

What no mention of where to buy them from? :)

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None of these have been listed on ebay. The 1st one auctioned should be an easy $50. Makes me wonder if its a hoax. (Or maybe I'm just hoping)

There has to be someone somewhere in marketing who has it out for Alan Moore and fell in to a fit of maniacal laughter when they thought of this. I would like to meet them and give them a great big hug.

i want a rorschach design. i guess these would work if you came in them. hahaha

How about some Comedian brand lube to go with that? Silhouette strap on?

Watchmen...cumming to a theatre near you!

Who watches the watchmen? A little voyeuristic for me. Maybe somebody has a tape of one of the watchmen who was still young and needed money...

On the brighter side, at least it's a promotional product that's likely to be USED.

You know we're in an economical crisis when condoms are now accepted as merchandising.

what makes you think alan and melinda arent using these RIGHT NOW?

HURM
HURM
HURM

HURM HURM HURM HURM

HURMHURMHURMHURMHURM...

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

That is brilliant haha!

Moore took the money. He has no room to complain.

hmmm...Dancing to Basshunter at prom
Watching the New Wolverine Movie
And then screwing my girl with Mr. Manhattan condom

thank you who ever came up with these prom is gonna be awesome

Actually, I'm pretty damn sure he DIDN'T take the money, at least not for any movie. Which makes him nearly unique, and gives him the right to say whatever he wants. Hollywood has pretty much fucked everything of his they have touched, but I do like to think that he might just like this movie, if he ever sees it....

I never, ever wear condoms.

Moore did not take the money. He signed a waiver sending all credit and payment to Dave Gibbons so that NOTHING under his control would be part of the movie.

LOL!!!!! This is amazing!!!! Great promo item!

I got a pack of these tonight.. I am very excited.

Linked over from Indie Spinner Rack and saw the vitriolic comments attacking Alan Moore, which showcases the level of intelligence for those feeling a need to bash Moore. These moronic statements really should be left alone, but allow me to say that your comments are too infantile, off-base, and stupid for me to extrapolate any further why you might consider "thinking" before acting in the future, though I doubt that will happen.

Thank you. Back to your regularly scheduled whining.

FFS. These can't be real...

AHA!! AHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Thats freakin terrible! my god what has this world come to.