• Now we know the answer to that age old question: What do you get a Wookie for Christmas when he already owns a comb?

• Strangeman: LOL!!! That just cheered me up! They gonna bring out a Jar Jar scent next? The smell of a freshly curled-off poop?

• The lightsaber bottle is weird, but it's better than a jar-jar.

• I bet it smells like a nerf-herder. Nothing in the Star Wars Universe smells good. Do you think Luke Skywalker smells good, growing up on a farm on a desert plantet? Luke reeks of permanent ass-sweat. Obi Wan too. That old bastard wears a dark robe with a hood in 150 degree heat. It's like finding a rotting old piece of ham behind a radiator. Chewie smells like a wet dog mixed with caked shit. Chewie is naked. Have you ever seen his asshole? No. Why? It's covered in hair. Every time he takes a shit, he shits all over his ass-hair. You can't wipe that away. He has to shower that away, and he's an eight-foot tall beast covered with greasy hair. He doesn't shower. Hans Solo? You can smell his S.T.D.s from outside the bar. Same with Lando. Darth Vader? He's a burnt, rotting corpse inside of a tin can. His entire body is a mass of pussing lesions. He smells of motor oil and the Holocaust. The only shocker in the entire Star War series is how Luke didn't puke when he pulled off his father's mask and breathed in that perfume. Even the Death Star reeks. It's a completely man-made construct, with vents leading down to a trash compactor that's a muddy pit of garbage with some unknown, segmented one-eyed beast roaming freely around. That probably explains why all Storm/Clone Troopers wear full masks. Princess Leia? Remember when Luke rescued her from her cell on the Death Star? Did you see a toilet in that scene? Did you see a toilet in the entire Star Wars saga? No. She was going in the corner. Yoda? He lives in a swamp, and he's ancient. He's fucking green, for God's sake. That might not even be his original colour. The worst? Jaba the Hutt. You can't tell me that a thousand-pound slug with a lust for slave girls doesn't smell like seven layers of hell stuffed in a burito and left out in the sun. A Star Wars perfume is the anti-sex. Even if it's intended for children, that fragrance will linger with them for the rest of their lives. No matter what their sex, even the wild beasts of the forest will not rut with them, no matter how popular their character in Twilight is.

• Arcane, you obviously do not know the kind of women I do...

• This won't increase my ability to mate.

• Growing up, I always thought Jedi's would smell like Old Spice and Sith Lords would smell like Brut by Faberge. But those were older and simpler times.

• the perfume smells like ewoks after they got lost in a rainstorm mixed with the smell of Luca's total meltdown of his common sense and refusal to let the thing finaly die plus the normal smell of fans who take star wars a little too sersiouly

• Jedi smell far better then they taste I imagine.

• cummins wins. That comment made me shoot vodka & Red Bull out my nose. It burns!

• I think Jedi smell of scorched blaster wounds, a hint of ozone and shit in underpants. Just my thought on the matter.

• It smells just like Hayden Christenson acts, AWFUL.

• Burnt hair dipped in patchouli oil. The perfect scent for a space hippie with a laser sword.

• The Star Trek ones I can deal with. They've got nice boxes and proper bottles and generally look like a decent promotional product (if not ridiculous.) This, I feel, smells like the liquidized remains of George Lucas' dignity. Vintage of course, we know it's been gone for awhile.

• This particular scent smells of roasted Jawas, with a hint of freshly slaughtered sandpeople (And children! Slaughtered children!).

• I'm not sure exactly how it'll smell. but it'll be FORCEFUL!

• i'd sooner kiss a wookiee....and his marvelously styled hair!

• I think some Jedis smell bad and Siths smell good, for the following reason. Jedis are more in the picture than Siths, thus Siths have more time to shower than Jedis do. But the biggest stinker must be Darth Vader, as he's stuck in that suit the whole day, so no wonder nobody likes him, perhaps some of this Parfum will help him make new friends.

• more like cologne wars, MIRITE? ;)

• On a similar note, Google Star Trek Cologne. There are two different ones and they're pretty funny.

• Jedi Perfume has just a hint of the smell of a Brother and Sister kissing open mouth.

• 5$ it smells fruity

• Suppose it depends on what Jedi youre talkin' 'bout. Aayla Secura probably smells very nice... ... Kit Fisto on the other hand, well, his name probably speaks for itself. PS. This whole perfume thing is fuckin stupid.

• Better than they smell on the inside....

• It smells of repressed sexuality with a hint of cheeseburger. Wait, that's what Lucas smells like.

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