By Rob Bricken in
Miscellaneous, Nerdery
Friday, Mar. 6 2009 @ 4:05PM
I have no idea who Le Sexoflex are. Are they a real band? A fake band? A nerd band? No clue. I do, however, know that they are geniuses, and they are my heroes. Because they have crafted a song all about Dragon*Con, which contains the lines "Frodo Baggins / Your dick be draggin' / All over the floor" and "My mom drove me all the way from Tuscon," and THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE BEST LINES. This song is as filthy as it is nerdy, and it's incredibly filthy, so if you're stuck at work where you shouldn't play such things, you should probably turn it up and play it anyways, because there's no job or paycheck that's possibly worth missing the glory of the "Marriott Cock Squat" for even a second.
I don't ask you guys for much, but please, PLEASE -- tell everyone you know about the majesty and the glory of this video. This deserves to be seen everywhere by everyone. I thank TR reader Thomas for bringing it into my life. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to watch it several hundred more times.
37 comments
Comments
Bill Binder said:
I really dug this video, but then I found out Winona Ryder and Tyler Perry are in it. WTF?
xadrian said:
I knew Wizard Chicago was no good.
Superfecta said:
These people are too fit to filk.
Sean T. Collins said:
The mere act of calling this song "Marriott Cock Squat" is a stroke of genius.
Zach Oat said:
I looked them up on MySpace -- they're apparently an unsigned band. And if you look on YouTube, you can find them performing another version of this song called "Renaissance Cocksquat (SuperCon Edition)." I can't wait to see their Comic-Con Edition, either coast.
Alan Bryan said:
TOTALLY AMAZING DAMN AWESOME FUNNY ROCKING COOL SHIT STUFF.
GOOD VID!
JPyke said:
Is this what you were twittering about yesterday? I was kinda expecting something better. The dude in the orange shirt actually has a decent flow at least (Lyric rap flow...not the other kind)
ThatCostumeGirl said:
That was awesome. The tune is catchy. Very hum worthy.
I have pictures of half the people in that video. Heh.
RainDogToo said:
What the hell is the matter with Winona Ryder? What is with all this hostility towards her these days? I just don't get it! Plus, she's in the film for no more than 15 mins.
BONESHARK said:
These guys used to be called insane-o-flex and appeared on the ATHF movie soundtrack with 'I like your booty (but I'm not gay)'
Smell like hipsters to me.
RL Smuckles said:
My God... that was pretty damn amazing
arsenal said:
I like it.
But boo for putting a video up that has a deadpool coplay in it. Stop rubbing salt in our wounds. Or I swear on the power of grey skull I will fine a Heroes FF and spam e-mail it to you Rob.
Garyx said:
"You can fuck Superman with a kryptonite ore"
PRICELESS!
chad said:
too cool for words. and can not believe you tube did not try and censor the lyrics or security got scared and tried to stop the band from the rest of the tune. cool video
Scambug said:
Thank you Topless Robot, for being in my life and showing me this. Life is now officially better!
DrLemure said:
This is easily the best birthday present I've ever gotten.
smellyrhino said:
and you should see the guy who filmed it!--another genius.
CaptainLoquacious said:
That was delightful.
holes said:
not good at all
G-tron said:
I love the final shot zooming in on the dude with the mullet.
Jay said:
Eh, not believable in the least. I doubt these girls wrote any of the lyrics.
JCA said:
Miss Lady Flex and Princess Genius wrote their parts. And this is very believable, Jay. This happened. At Dragon Con. I was there. This shit is real.
skeptic said:
not believable. these chicks look like dudes. cgi dudes.
OM said:
...After seeing this, I will *never* complain about fat retarded skanks ruining convention panels with their mental disabilities causing them to interrupt the panel so they could kiss the main guest speaker.
McTool said:
Clearly, I need to go to more conventions.
Church said:
When is Dragon*Con, again?
Sgonzales said:
damm, i tough that this was gonna be the last youtube of the week http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
Anonymous said:
سكس
Bigdonkey1 said:
YAY. GOOD DEADPOOL IS IN THERE :D
blacklantern88 said:
That was probably the greatest thing ever. THANK YOU TR!
Jack Meehoff said:
Good to see the spice girls are still working.
Dr. Hate said:
Mediocre band being overly dirty just to be recognized.
When you can't get by on talent you resort to filth.
Worth listening to for a laugh though. I had no idea Hobbit's had donkey dicks.
Anonymous said:
Le Sexoflex - Renaissance Cock Squat @ Atlanta Super Con
Pretty much the same thing, except performed in front of a very unenthusiastic crowd.
Chris Russo said:
Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Coming back - due to this video
encouraging me to do so...
Mike said:
I wrote lyrics like that when I was 12, and then I grew up.
David said:
I love the mullet guy at the end - with a huh? look.
george said:
This is the greatest video!! Thanks so much for bringing it to my attention, and i will do my best to pass it on!!
