By Rob Bricken in
Merchandise, Nerdery
Wednesday, Mar. 25 2009 @ 9:05AM
I've been up for about 5 minutes, but it already seems like it's going to be a rough day. Only one thing to do -- post two simultaneously sexy and nerdy pics, STAT.
The first is cosplay of Mortal Kombat's Frost done by Marie-Claude Bourbonnais. Obviously, the best line is a variation of "Get over here!" but I'll accept "Finish me!" as well.
And for the ladies, we have a dude in the Hello Kitty equivalent of tighty-whities. Look, I'm not going to pretend that this pic is equivalent to Miss Marie-Claude up there, but it's not my fault all the sexy acts of nerdery by the male persuasion ends up as creepy as it is sexy. This is all I have to work with, girls. Don't shoot the messenger. (Via Geekologie and Kitty Hell)
The first is cosplay of Mortal Kombat's Frost done by Marie-Claude Bourbonnais. Obviously, the best line is a variation of "Get over here!" but I'll accept "Finish me!" as well.
And for the ladies, we have a dude in the Hello Kitty equivalent of tighty-whities. Look, I'm not going to pretend that this pic is equivalent to Miss Marie-Claude up there, but it's not my fault all the sexy acts of nerdery by the male persuasion ends up as creepy as it is sexy. This is all I have to work with, girls. Don't shoot the messenger. (Via Geekologie and Kitty Hell)
23 comments
Comments
Matt said:
Wow... I'm not sure what my co-workers think of me now, depending on what part of the page they saw me looking at.
Hugo said:
As I rolled down the screen, my swollen limb atrophied and fell on the floor.
Magical Shrimp said:
God DAMN!! Thanks for that! *Changes desktop picture and waits for husband's grossed-out reaction*
Mount_Prion said:
As much as I want to think the top pic is hot, HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE THE FAKEST BREASTS I'VE EVER SEEN.
I am sorry, but I just don't find that hot. She probably has nipples the size of dinner plates and anchor scars that could park an aircraft carrier.
Frito said:
Seriously could you put pictures like that under the jump.
People are already curious as to what kind of website Topless Robot is.
Merle said:
A "rough day", are you kidding? A MST3K list and Hello Kitty breifs; This is a great start to the day.
ZeroCorpse said:
I just don't understand guys who "tuck". It's horribly uncomfortable.
Oh, wait. Now I get it. Male model + small penis + Hello Kitty = tucked.
As for the chick: Well, she doesn't need to be made of ice for those enormous fake boobs to be frozen in place. Ugh. Overcompensate much, sweetie?
Both pictures fail to titillate, but it was a good effort. Personally, I prefer a normal-looking geek girl to Ms. Freezy McJuggs up there, and the dude might have a decent bodybuilder shape, but he's also got a smallish steroid weenie which makes me confident that my decision not to become a shaved-hairless, body building underwear model was a good one.
Rob said:
Picky, picky.
BorgQueen said:
If by "sexy" you mean "the sight of a man in tight man-panties made me laugh so hard coffee came out of my nose" then yeah, I guess that is sexy. BorgQueen does not care to assimilate this.
Hugo said:
Frito is right, when I type "topless robot" I'm always afraid someone will show up and say "so, uh, you should avoid adult websites during working hours." And I say "no, it's ok, it's just a nerd geek gamer blog or whatever" And as he walks away, he peeks over my shoulder to see a guy in hello kitty underwear.
astrokender said:
dear god, why is his loin-veins bulging? Are they trying to remove the horror of Kitty-chan? I guess I know why there's no head shot here (err...upper head), the poor model guy would never hear the end of it fromhis peers. Hell, his gf probably makes him clean the house in those things.
And I totally stared at the Sub-Zero pic for ten minutes, mostly spent being alternately horrified and intrigued.
TemporalSword said:
Apparently, I've been out of the MK loop for a while, as I had no idea there was such a character. Maybe she could do Rachel from Ninja Gaiden or Ivy from Soul Caliber IV with those things next.
Also, I have to (midly) wonder, who are the men who buy the Hello-Kitty undwear? Wait, nm. I think in this instance, ignorance truly is bliss.
Beany McPickles said:
Why is Hello Kitty's face not sprawled across his ass? You know, whiskers for each cheek. Kinda seems like a waste of space.
go@fuckyourse.lf said:
Way to alienate 10% of your audience. Your written text describes who you are talking to, and you delibertely assume it is straight men and women. You don't actually have to say, "This is for you ladies." Just put the image up for whomever wants it (HINT: THE GAYS)
Loree said:
You could post some nerdy/sexy pics of Tahmoh Penikett.
Morwen09 said:
I think I need therapy after seeing that Hello Kitty underwear...
Jilliterate said:
Gah! A for effort, but maaaaaan. I found the Sub-Zero more horrifying, personally. Sure, the guy is probably going to lose blood flow to his genital region, but....those breasts are terrifying. I'm a triple-D myself, and I can categorically say those aren't breasts. Those are two large tumours, growing out of her chest.
ZeroCorpse said:
@ Jilliterate
"I'm a triple-D myself"
How're YOU doing? ;)
Diddy_Mao said:
The result of a bizarre government experiment to fuse a stripper with a cosplay nerd.
Don't get me wrong, I mean..."Yay Boobies" but not "yay Bowling Balls"
Syted said:
Wow frost's costume actually looks shite without the bodice... and that is a scary ass deformity she's got there.
Evil Monkey Pope said:
Ladies and gentleman, we have met the Power Girl and she is Québécoise.
Brion said:
Frost picture is fantastic! How about some Nitara?!
Rene said:
I loved the man. He is exquisite, that old girl is nothing compared to him. His backlines are a thorn in the side, I loved him.
