Having nerd wood this early in the morning is a good thing...but um...where is the X-rated version?

Video blocked at work, cannot view. TRY AGAIN!

That was frickin amazing. More people need to combine sex and star wars because, frankly, its a winning combination EVERY time.

Hot chicks and lightsabers? Consider yourself forgiven! And I would totally buy that body spray.

about 1 million times better than all the prequels put together.

Now that's a commercial that makes me want to buy a product. Several products now that I think about it. Score three points for TR!

sweet sassy malassy!!

Namor became a mutant retroactively some times in the 90's during john byrne's run, so don't worry about shit! you and this site rock

"These aren't the girls you're looking for."

The oldest, most played out joke in all of sci-fi, and I still love it any context. You have earned credit towards future mistakes with this video.

Incredible. In so many ways.

Anyways, while I can't speak for everyone, I know I've found myself commenting less lately because news seems to be a little slower this week. that's all. I understand you make mistakes. I do too.

(puts finger to lips) Shhhhh, you had me at lightsaber strip fight.

You're back baby!

Nope. You're not forgiven yet. Show us more and we might consider it :D

greatest lightsaber fight ever. . . .'nuff said

Fantastic! The perfect way to break up a day stuck in a cube... Personally I would like to say I love your site and there is little you can do to make me think less of you. As you give me things like hot girls striping each other in a very nerdy way. I watch your site via RSS so I don't comment often, just know I am here.

Why can't this happen to me when I'm at a bar. Great video, it gets better each time you watch it. (6x so far)

Hmm, I wasn't aware "Amber Jade" was a Jedi name.

This is the greatest Star Wars parody ever!

Whatever, I don't really give a shit about those obscure deets anyways. Sometimes the excessive typos get annoying, but its all good, I still love TR.

Yeah, I agree with Ian. I don't give a shit about minor nerd mistakes that are pretty much totally immaterial to any sort of story element. I find typos really annoying.

It was as if thousands of sperm suddenly spilled out and then were silenced.

As a high-powered lawyer for George Lucas, you have made me very happy. I'll be forwarding this to George just as soon as I've dealt with my trouser malfunction...

Anyone notice that the Stunt Coordinator was Rick McCallum, Executive Producer of the Special Edition Original Trilogy and all three Prequels?

AWESOME, awesome, awesome! Next lame-ass party I attend I am busting out my lightsaber keychain and recreating this video.

Also anyone else find it sad that this fight was better than some of the fights in Episucks I, II and III?

I dig attractive females, hot lightsaber fights, drunken typos, Snake Mountain and getting to name my minions things like "Beast Man."

But most of all, I enjoy my daily Topless Robot visits.

Thank you my friend, thank you.

That. Was. Awesome.

Aw, you guys like me! Or, you like seeing hot chicks disrobe each other in the nerdiest way possible. I'm not going to examine it too hard.

For those concerned with the typos, I feel you. Weirdly, I'm a great editor of everyone's writing but my own, which I (clearly) suck at. My brain knows what I'm trying to say and just fills it in. My apologies, and I'm trying to get better.

Overall, thanks for the kind words. I'll try not to beg for your affection more than once a month or so.

She-Ra is He-Man cousin. just fyi.

Awesome video. Checking this site is one of the highlights of my work day.

Best Star Wars creation I've seen in years.

Don't worry, Matt.

You hate Faulkner, so I forgive you.

I never stopped reading or caring, but lately it's been stuff I know less about, like robot raps or Star Trek

That being said, don't change anything, everyone deserves the equal time you give.

I'll keep reading and comment when I feel it's appropriate.

Like Now.

Nothing better than chicks stripping each other with lightsabres! hooray for the interwebs!

You are the bestest!!!!! Mmm...multiple geekgasm!

Bonus points to sal for "nerd wood." I don't know why, but I can't stop giggling. (Oh, right, because I have all the maturity of Beavis!)

I forgive you, i guess?

Badass dude

Trust me guys. After enough girls light saber dual over you, it cant get really old. Ill be sitting in the library minding my own business when all of a sudden "Dual of the Fates" comes on over the intercom and there are hot girls fighting all over the place.

ok, now give us some dudes doing the exact same thing and I will be satisfied. Actually, I have to saw that the zombie high heels the other day made me the happiest person on Earth, so I have already looked past nerd mistakes that I would never have known in the first place.

This...is...awesome. I am now speechless.

can you imagine my suprise a few years back when I noticed ILM did work on trek? Don't worry about it, this star trek fan forgives you

Don't worry about the comments dropping off. It's just that we're all nerds with crippling social phobias!

Oh god, I hope there aren't any women reading this comment! :o

s'ite. too bad they didn't mash-in the star wars kid.

two pillars of my childhood have just crumbled and disappeared

Congratulations, Rob, you've just brutally assaulted a third one.

I mean, seriously! This is the kind of crap Jabba the Hutt would pull on a dull day when the Rancor was sick.

In your defense, I don't think Namor should be a mutant either.

First, his description as "first mutant" makes no sense considering Wolverine's older than him and Apocalypse has been around for over 3,000 years. Even first "public" mutant makes no sense because no one associated him with mutants (any more than they did Toro) until AFTER the X-Men came out.

Second, he shouldn't be considered a mutant anyway, since it's clear that both he and his cousin Namora have the same body chemistry. Something about the mixture of Atlantean and surface-human DNA causes these powers, and they are identical in each hybrid. Mutations are by their very definition random (of course, this logic would question the "mutant" status of Cable, Proudstar, Siryn and probably a few others).

Third, more important than being Marvel's first mutant, the Sub-Mariner was Marvel's first hero AND first villain. Appearing before Marvel Comics #1, he has always straddled the line between saving humanity and destroying it. That to me is more significant than whether he qualifies for the X-Men (though they have had non-mutant members).

The emphasis on the whole "mutant" thing came about because someone probably thought it would help boost the sales of his solo book in the 90s and more than likely, a writer felt the need to "explain" his powers (because otherwise how could we accept a guy with tiny wings on his feet, I guess).

What Kevin said. Don't feel bad about that Namor thing, it's just some 90s-induced, X-Men wannabe shit.

I don't think namor is a mutant. He is the "Half Blood Prince of Atlantis" Half human and half Atlantean. i don't think Atlanteans are mutants, just they're own species.

Wow they were hot, omg, it makes me want to

"these aren't the girls your looking for"

Um......

"Move along"

Ummm I got to move along now.....

I've forgiven you long before you ever made the mistake...but where is your plea designed to win back the affections of female fans? I think that...*checks pockets* Yes! We have feelings too!

some girls love nothing more than a nerdy woo-ing.
^^

I haven't been reading this blog all that long, but I'm going to go ahead and declare that the greatest video that has ever been and will ever be posted here.

Fuckin' Brilliant!!!

I know it's been said so many times already, but this is the most beautiful sight my geeky eyes have ever witnessed. Good-looking girls who can actually pull off a convincing lightsaber duel. *CRIES TEARS OF JOY* Oh, there is a God. And you and He just made my work day better.