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Okay, Wolverine Might Have Possibly Sold Out



I don’t want to talk about how he’s on all the teams in the Marvel Universe or how he’s on all of Marvel’s comic covers. I want to talk about his fucking razor. I can’t decide if Schick releasing an original X-Men Origins: Wolverine razor — so you too can have preposterous sideburns — is deeply moronic or the greatest fucking thing ever. On the one hand, it’s hilariously bizarre. On the other, I’m a bitter man who will never be able to grow a beard thanks to thousands of years of horrible Scottish facial hair genes. I’ll have to ponder this a while. Thanks to Laraneia for the tip.