By Rob Bricken in
Miscellaneous, TV
Tuesday, May. 5 2009 @ 9:00AM
...which is for grown men to stare at an utterly paralyzed man trapped in a mobile box who can only speak with beeps. Yes, you too can decorate your Christmas tree with this fine Hallmark ornament of Captain Pike from the Star Trek episode "The Menagerie," in his ridiculous futuristic wheelchair-contraption; the ornament actually makes two types of beeps ("yes" and "no"), so he can answer your questions -- Am I really getting that bike for Christmas? Will daddy put too much bourbon in his eggnog again? Is this most ridiculous ornament of all time? Beep! (Via TrekMovie)
14 comments
Comments
Glorious Cheese said:
Davros vs. the Federation? ;)
Frito said:
My family's Christmas tree is littered with Star Trek and Star Wars ornaments. Each year they get more and more cumbersome, to the point of being impossible to put on a tree.
But I do love the fucked up Pike. Is it like a "Magic Pike" similar to a Magic 8-Ball that beeps out the answers to questions?
Strict said:
I want the monster that sucks salt out of poeple to go on the tree. And maybe one of it's victims too.
davelog said:
>> Is it like a "Magic Pike" similar to a Magic 8-Ball that beeps out the answers to questions?
Holy crap, I would drop a c-note on that without blinking twice.
PFTETOC said:
I always thought that Pike was on a Redneck's Dream Toilet.
Are you taking a dump right now? "BEEEEPpp"
As the RDT was basically conatining all of his bodily functions, did it masturbate him too?
Just try to get that image out of your head
-PFTETOC
Bonk Bonk! Bonk Bonk! said:
What is needed is a "Grups Getting Attacked" ornament. Basically Kirk getting wacked with a wrench by bratty kids. Every few seconds the ornament chants "Bonk bonk! Bonk Bonk! Bonk Bonk!" And then the cliche dramatic tension tone.
I'd drop a C-note for that.
googum said:
Oh, hell yes. About 15 years ago, the now-long-gone Hero Magazine mentioned in passing, an enterprising (so to speak) customizer's "Bump-n-go Wheelchair Captain Pike" figure. That, I may drop a C-note on.
OnanRulz said:
"Do you understand the charges?"
"One beep for yes, two beeps for no."
*Beep*
"Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?"
*Beep beep*
"Double yes. Guilty!"
CAPTIONED said:
Kirk: "No, you wipe him... I'm the Captain."
Strict said:
@OnanRulz
Awesome Futurama referrence!
Samjoe said:
I just have to ask. "IS HALLMARK INSANE"! This is the Star Trek scene ornament for this year.
From the Menagerie, Christopher Pike trapped in a life support wheelchair for your Christmas pleasure.
This ought to brighten everyone's holiday, who isn't in one. Plus why does Kirk have a mullet? Why does
Spock look like he's got a board up his ass. I just thought Hallmark of all places would have had such poor taste
with this one.
Big Bad Booty Daddy said:
We are very near the end of civilization as we know it.
If we can just get Gene Simmons to put KISS makeup on Pike, Armageddon will begin.
Nomad said:
Is the new Trek movie going to suck big-time?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
telezombie said:
I used to threaten my boss that if I got hurt on the job no matter how insignificant the injury I would show up in court in a captain pike wheelchair demanding my millions of dollars.
