that's like the center of a nerd black hole made tangible

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I dunno if it's the lack of sleep or too much caffeine, but I found this article to be ridiculously hilarious.

Goddamn. I want one.

Wait a minute. A cube has six sides, but Magic only has five colors of mana. What is the sixth side?

I am ashamed to say that my first question was "there's only five mana colours, what's on the sixth side"

WANT ONE! WANT ONE NOW!

The sixth side contains pictures of women. Because...well because that's the only way anyone who owns this thing will ever get to see one.

they've been out for a while as a promotion. I got one several months back.

the sixth side is yellow and just says wizards of the coast, with a rubiks logo in the center.

"Wait a minute. A cube has six sides, but Magic only has five colors of mana. What is the sixth side?"

Wait a minute, there's this thing called a source article I can read to find out that information myself, but I'm so lazy, I'm just going to ask here!

Hay now, that's a little too abusive to the magic community and coming from fellows nerd as well.

My friends and I play magic and we have no problems meeting women (that's right women, show a little respect and maybe you will to) and often times they play magic as well.

And I would be willing to bet my 5,500 card collection that we could drink all of you under the table (bring on the Crown, bitches).

All that being said, yeah, we wouldn't play with a magic rubick's cube either.

This thing is so nerdy that it retroactively erases all your past sexual experiences just by touching it.

Quite possibly the funniest thing I'll read all day.

My guess is the sixth side has colorless man.

A little part of me wants one and I haven't played the game in years!

I am even more ashamed to know the question: snow mana is on the 6th side.

These have been out for quite a while now, Wizards uses them as giveaways. The 6th side is the Magic logo.

This is the most glorious thing I've seen in my life.

Damn straight Jangles.

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This thing is so nerdy that it retroactively erases all your past sexual experiences just by touching it.

Nice.

No doubt the sixth side has colorless mana on it, and if I had to guess it would be X colorless mana.

If there were a 2001-style monolith of pure nerdery and we sent an astronaut to check it out, it wouldn't be full of stars, it'd be full of these things.
*sporfle* A+ dude.

proving that sooner or later certain things of nerddom will combine in an unholly alliance and this proves it though wonder what the sixth side looks like may have to get one just to find out

PURE BRILLIANCE!!!

Not being a fan of Magic, I initially mistook this for some kind of Rubik's cube version of the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser. When I realized what it actually was, I went looking for the Hellraiser box instead and found one on eBay for 400 dollars. I'm considering buying the tiny keychain version instead for 12 bucks.

Holy crap.. i was laughing my ass off when i read,

"This thing is so nerdy that it retroactively erases all your past sexual experiences just by touching it."

hehe..