Before I Mention the Honorables, let me specify how I judged the contest. There are many anime series -- like FLCL and Gurren Lagann, to name but two -- that tried to be insane. In that regard, I feel like their scenes, although crazy, weren't ludicrous in the sense of absurd and exaggerated (Merriam-Webster will back me up on this) as opposed to series that took themselves seriously. This also ruled out most comedies like Excel Saga and most of the hentai, since they were also trying to be shocking and crazy. Now, given that this was one of the most popular TR contests other than the haikus, you anime fans will get your chance again, I promise. But that won't affect the Honorable Mentions... which are after the jump. There are a lot.
• NeverPlayedWOW for one of my personal favorites: "the most ludicrous moment I've ever seen was [in Dead Leaves] when the yellow baby emerged from Pandy wielding two handguns and proceeding to shoot the shit out of the red haired cyborg."
• smashpro1 and all the others who suggested the admittedly ludicrous final episode of Gurren Lagann: "A big mech, which was made by jamming one small mech on top of another one, takes control of a spaceship, and proceeds to become a giant mech. That giant mech takes control of an even larger spaceship, which then proceeds to become a giant mech. ... This mech then proceeds to take over an entire galaxy, WHICH TRANSFORMS INTO A GIANT FUCKING MECH!!!"
• Erm and JetFirmusPrime for what I hope to god is the same madness from the nigh-pornographic Queen's Blade, which I just have to share (wait until 0:40)
• Afterglow for the amazing screenshot on the first page
• Negro X, for introducing me to the giant space vagina from Getter Robo
• Adam E, for this Escaflowne reveal: "then it turns out that the evil Emperor Dornkirk, the gnarly, ancient, long-bearded, Santa Claus reject of an old geezer, is Sir Isaac fucking Newton."
• FuryofFirestrom, for something I don't even feel comfortable cutting and pasting
• tasakeru828, for They Who Hunts Elves' "paper drive"
• Paul, for the best summary of Serial Experiments Lain ever
• Robo Ky, for Evil Chinese Dragon Jesus versus the ninja
• Gareth for Krauser-tan:
• Elijah for warp factor gratuitous nudity
• Leppy for Mad Bull's extra-mad balls
• Merle for Tokyo Mew Mew's stick-god
• Kevin F for "I'm going to ignore this 'talking is a free action' crap, rip Jesus's arm out of body, turn into a raptor, and start tearing shit up."
• Operations for "In Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack they have Inflatable Battleships to confuse radar and act as decoys, in fucking space. I'll take my prize now."
• Everyone who mentioned the pissing episode of Naruto in general and the piss rainbow in specific
Now, one more jump to see the winners. It took me like three hours to judge this damn thing; the least you can do is click on a third page.
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I defy any Transformers fan to not fill their britches at more footage of Omega Supreme and Trypticon kicking unholy ass. - The New Robin Hood Trailer Looks Familiar
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