Porn Star Sells Breasts to Warcraft Gold Seller

By Rob Bricken in Nerdery, Video Games
Tuesday, Jun. 9 2009 @ 11:03AM
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Sorry if the article title is confusing, but there's no succinct way to put the news that a porn star has agreed to get an advertisement for a WoW gold-selling website tattooed on her breasts for $500,000. The porn star is 19-year-old Anna Morgan, the site is mymmoshop.com, the tattoo will include the company's logo and url, and the breasts are natural DDs.

Unlike like the Dread Pirate Roberts, I think there are no shortage of perfect breasts in this world, but I am similarly sad to see any get marred. On the other hand, Miss Morgan will be making a shit-ton of money, and will not need to have anything shoved into any orifice to do so; I can't blame her for accepting. I was actually going to fault mymmoshop, since there doesn't seem to be a clause for Morgan to keep doing porn after she gets the tattoo -- I actually wonder how many studios would want her with that url distractingly bouncing around during shoots -- but then I realized all they need is one picture of the breasts adorned with the tattoo, and that thing will pervade the entirety of the internet in about 27 seconds. So everyone wins. Except Anna Morgan's parents. (Via Newsguide)