• The only pornody flick I've really liked is Not Married with Children XXX. Probably because the cast do a good job channeling the vibe of the show.

• Almost forgot, one that I couldn't stop laughing at because it was sooo funny because it was sooo bad was Bat-Dude and Throbbin', the Boy Wonder. They had to stop such dastardly foes as the Tickler instead of the Riddler. The Batcave was a cheap set with black garbage bags put up all over the walls, with some fake bats here and there. Bat-Dude didn't want to be sued, so his cowl didn't have the bat-ears, and, of course, he wore the cape ... but not much else. It was funny, but then it got to a point where it was just really, really bad, and so I had to turn it off, but overall I'd recommend it for some great moments as: Throbbin' is getting *Censored* and he remarks, "You make Bat-Dude look like Batgirl!"

• You missed "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone". An actual porn where Harry has to master such things as creating naked men out of thin air if he wants to meet the Head Master. It was very disappointing. Except for character names like Harry Squatter and Ron who are wizards in training, it features a cast of mainly nearing to actual middle-aged men ... not to mention really bad special effects, lol. There's also "The Hole" where after watching a video tape, straight men end up having sex with one another. There's also "Supergirl" where the logo is surprisingly close to the actual one. I'm surprised that considering the name hasn't been changed, and the logo is similar that DC didn't sue ... then again, WB prolly dips into the triple x field as well. All in all though, a great list; pretty funny! Also, prolly much better, at least for laughs, then the direct for home video DVD's, live action or otherwise capitalizing on popular movies that come out in stores, and of course, Blockbuster shelves! :P

• how about the curious cease of benjamin butt-sex

• This entire list has gone on this long without Beaver and Butt-Face? Yes. There really was a Beavis & Butt-Head-themed porno. And yes, the main actors stayed "in-character" the entire time. And they wore prosthetic makeup that made them look like burn victims. http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=51108 Behold the horror.

• Some Disney Porn Parodies I'd like to See: Jumbo The Diddle Princess Shagging Beauty Pollyanal Nitty Gritty Gang Bang (Heard this title years ago) Alice in Wankerland And, last but not least' The Back Hole

• I have a friend who is directing porn for a living. She's doing a movie called Harry Potter and Deathly Swallows. :)

• By the way, anyone else notice this is not entirely safe for work. There's a teeny, teeny, tiny peek of vag from the San Fernando cover.

• I knew of "Porn Wars", I could never get how they didn't call it "Star Whores" though, would have been cooler. Anyone seem Liquid Gold's "Lord of the Rings" where you clearly see an orc holding an arrow to his neck? Priceless. Most of these were kind of mediocre but I laughed aloud when I read "Rearendence Day". Who comes up with this stuff?

• Anyone remember Left 4 Head, the left for dead spoof? Zoe gets separated from the group and consequentially humped by all the zombies, even the tank (which is pretty lulzy)

• What about 'Backside to the Future'? http://www.entermyworld.com/cat/store/bside1a1x1.jpg

• I thought of the best nerdy porno title ever the other day: The Large Hardon Collider

• I have to say, I'm amused that I got linked here when I clicked on 'The 8 PG-Rated Movies That Should Not Have Been Rated PG.'

• Back in the late 90's I had a good friend who graduated from West Point and as a Captain in the Army had served all over the world. He was wounded in Somalia and given a disbility discharge. I mention this only for that fact that, due to his injury and I think sheer boredom, his true claim to fame was his ability to think up a porn name for any movie or TV show within 5 seconds. I once read to him a list of the IMDB's 100 greatest movie list and he did the entire list in under 3 minutes. What a skill!

• Never fear SHAFT is here. Shaft.

• Schindler's Fist

• Very good. There have been lots of spoofs over the years.

• Have we already forgotten the classics like On Golden Blonde and Hannah Does Her Sisters?

• And don't forget the classic "Muffy the Vampire Payer". Yes, it exists.

• Nice list but you forgot "A Clockwork Orgy" http://rarbg.com/torrents/filmi/download/a2b09d50b4cae1a093c1c40e9599247fa5f90eaa/torrent.html

• ok...some of these are good but my fav that i saw in college many moons ago was "mad jack beyond thunderbone" and the classic ..."anal intruder 9"

• Edward Penishands is definitely real, and is an amazing movie.

• what no the Pimp son's,

• Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions?

• Don't forgert the Mario Brothers: "The Horny-o Brothers". And the classic - non-scifi: Shaving Ryans Privates"

• There was another Indiana Jones movie called "In Diana Jones and the temple of poon." and don't forget about "Womb Raider"

• what about the classic Miami Spice. And I bet Porn Wars was better than the crap real version.

• @eroc Actually that was a real title, I think it was a Hustler video

• How could you assemble this list without mentioning ANY of the "Sex Trek" trilogy: Sex Trek Sex Trek: The Next Penetration Sex Trek: Deep Space 69 Of course, one that COULDN'T make the list (because Warner Brothers actually stepped in and forced the producers to change the title) was "Hairy Poontang and the Sorceror's Bone" Guess what THAT'S a parody of.

• the Cover for The Penetrator is EPIC.

• you forgot rambone the destroyer......real flick.

• Big Trouble in Little Vagina Schindler's Fist Coo Coo for Cocoa Cocks

• DAWG THE BOOTY HUNTER IS A REAL MOVIE! i bought a poster for it for 50 cents. its tag line is hes cumming for your ass

• LMAO! Love the "Penetrator" as parody of Terminator.

• Angela's Asses Dr. Do-Me-A-Little Glad-I-Ate-Her

• Jewel Raider wasn't that good. She was only in the Lara Croft outfit for one scene. Lord of the G_String wasn't that good eitehr. Definately a no-budget softcore, on TV late night Fridays on CityTV or Showcase (or, in American terns, late night Cinemax or whatever) type of movie. Musty Mundae was cute, though.

• A better Star Wars one would have been Star Whores.

• Just saw advertised: DaVinci Load 2: Angels and Semen.

• Forgot about Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone.

• A peri- UGHHH, dammit! Great, can open, worms everywhere...

• What, no <i>Forrest Hump</i>? No <i>Lara Crotch: Poon Raider</i>? <i>Star Whores</i>? <i>Anal-yze This</i>? This list sucks.

• wheres world of whorecraft? :P

• I was quite partial to Bedman and Throbbin' myself.

• Yeah it's a happy ending. In more ways then one. I had stop myself from laughing every time they were called to attention.

• don't forget about these arousing titles Lord of the G-Strings Spider-Babe Kinky Kong Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade but what about pornos entitled Communist Manyfisto Man-fist Destiny Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban World of Whorecraft

• Stonecrow said: Hey Capt. Flunky, what was the paraody for 'There Will Be Blood'? Lets just say it's a period piece.

• good list though no doubt hard to actully pick the choices. and as for if the topless robots staff have seen the things on the list that is their business though seeing the list one can probaly figure out the answere

• Jewel Raider (rip of Tomb Raider)

• I'm assuming you don't consider Flesh Gordon to be real porn, since that would absolutely be #1. Edward Penishands is not only real, there were sequels to it as well. Without having seen any of the movies above it, I can tell you that This Ain't Star Trek is way too low. It's dead on, and it's got Sasha Grey in Vulcan ears. Case closed.

• Hey Capt. Flunky, what was the paraody for 'There Will Be Blood'?

• Um, I think you can see some beav in the San Fernado Jones poster... The Penetrator was actually my first experience with porn many, many years ago. The machine menace even has the first person red-tinted vision with different information flying around. When confronted with a possible target for penetration, it listed her name, measurements, and favorite position (doggy if memory serves). Ah, my misspent youth.

• He left out "Pinnochio: It's Not His Nose That Grows"

• Jeanna Fine was awesome. The "This Ain't..." series is only getting started. It won't be long before they make a "This Ain't.... XXX" for every TV show you ever loved and several you hate.

• sheeesh, you forgot the 2 versions of the DaVinci Load, one was straight, one gay, Babes in Black, and he other 2 Porn Wars movies. Yeah page 2 of this article is hosed, no pun intended.

• Page 2 worked for me on Firefox, but not IE.

• Page 2 of this thing is broken for me... It only shows up to the number 5 entry and then has the comment box HUGE with the login info at the top, a lot of empty space, and the comment entry box at the bottom.

• &#64;ThedaVelo; I'm trying to figure out if your story has a happy ending or not.

• I've actually met one of the actors that was in Edward Penishands. He had to join the Army to avoid jail time and was in the same unit as my husband. Evidently Ron Jeremy came to his graduation from basic and all the drill instructors flipped. Where is he now? Iraq and making a lot of money on the side renting out his private porn stash.

• Robert! I demand a re-do of this list in about.... 3-4 months! ;)

• More on topic; V for Vagina The Crotchmen The League of Extraordinarily Well-Hung Gentleman Bootystar Galasstica Triple X-Men

• Fuck it, lets go out of genre; Oceans 11 inches Oceans 12 man gangbang Malcom XL There Will Be Blood Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullfuck Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Fucks Tyler Perry Dawg, The Booty Hunter Deadliest Snatch Ho Country for Old Men 50 First Daterapes

• What about Throbin Hood: Prince of Beaves?

• hahaha, awesome post!

• &#64;Stonecrow Surely there's one called 'In Diana Jones'? If not, any porno producers around that wanna pay me for the use of that title?

• Wierd...

• Edward Penishands is mandatory viewing for all. You'll never look at a plate of spaghetti the same way again.

• Where can I buy these parodies? :)

• &#64;captainvsk: Almost. It's <b>Buffay</b> the Vampire Layer (her name is Ursula Buffay, but calls herself by her sister's name, Phoebe Buffay)

• No Sperms of Endearment?

• I don't know whats more weird, the fact these exist or the fact you watched them all

• wasn't there a mention of Buffy the Vampire Layer in an episode of Friends? because in that universe Phoebe's sister is in it or something?

• Re-Penetrator was also sadly missing from this list.

• My favorite Indiana Jones porn spoof was one called, erm, Carolina Jones? It had a female lead. Also, in that San Fernando Jones picture, I'm fairly sure you can see her "hidden treasure" under her skirt.

• I'm kinda wondering if TR guy's ever actually seen any of these. I'd always thought Edward Penis hands was just a myth that people'd joked about. I never imagined it might be real.

• What? No Flintbones or Super Hornio Brothers?

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