At first I almost peed my pants wanting this, then I realized the eyeholes in the mask kill it. I guess I could pull the bottom half of the mask over the offensive eyeholes and slurp a can of cold beans, but that would get old pretty quick.

It has eyeholes.

IT. HAS. EYEHOLES.

Fail.

E. Will be used by Alan Moore to murder all the people involved with the movie merchandise.(Just like he did with the V masks!)

I think some panty-hose and some black acryllic paint would look better.

this shows that Warners is still trying to get as much cash from watchman there is left to get from fan's can see it as a halloween mask.

this thing kicks ass. i still have my spider man ski mask from when i was a kid!

or

E) absolutely no one

Actually, this would look awesome with the iridescent "Back to the Future" cap featured a few days ago.

E. Guys who don't enjoy sex with girls anymore.
F. Guys who enjoy getting their ass kicked on a regular basis.

Or professional snowboarders who will be paid big money by Warners to wear it while doing slope style comps.

Listen carefully and you can hear Alan Moore screaming.

It looks more like the wearer is performing fellatio the silhouette of a tiny cowboy while two cow-pies rest on your cheeks. But hey, maybe I'm seeing too much in this whole Rorschach Inkblot thing.

Rorshach's journal, October 12th, 1985:
Cash register on counter this morning, drawer open and bills mixed. This liquor store is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

I think its the sh*t I'd love to wear that on the mountain.

Despite the eye-holes, holy frak I want one. At least in part due to that fact that it makes me happier than it should to envision Alan Moore freaking out.

Eyeholes. SOB

I say all of the avobe...