And yet, they show more character and charisma than their live-action counterparts.

Let's see Edward sparkle when I put him in the microwave.

Let's see Edward sparkle when I put him in the microwave.

Y'know, I've gotta say I don't find the Twilight fan-base half as disturbing as the Twilight anti-fan-base...

Words cannot express how much I hate everything to do with the Twilight series.

How many kittens had to die for Mattel to do this?

Words cannot express how much I hate everything to do with the Twilight series.

Thanks for pressing home my point, lady.

You're welcome, Templar. :)

Holy Fuck, Edward looks like Rick Astley. Hey Bella, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

EDWARD LOOKS LIKE RICK-FUCKING-ASTLEY!! XD

Didn't realize Tristriam made the same comment... I guess IM is a silly invention XD

Templar seems to have a spot in his heart for Twilight, I guess anyone can be a fan of that waste of paper and film

That or he just loves to come here as a counter point to anything

just proves that the evil that is barbie now has found another helper which is the twilight saga. though the things looks like they have more charm and skills then their real life counterparts and Mattel will never give up making Barbie try to contiue being relavent

You know, I'm playing the Sims 3 lately (I know, it's a girly game, or so they say) and I'm getting pretty annoyed by the number of submissions to the Sims Exchange that are:

The Cullen "family"
Edward Cullen & Bella
Edward Cullen
Bella (before Edward)

I swear, every 7th submission is something from Twilight. It's absolutely annoying.

It is truly a sad commentary when Barbie's facial expression isn't vacuous or empty enough to convey the heavily medicated/borderline autistic countenance that is present on Kristen Stewart's face in every single piece of Twilight promotional material that I've ever seen.

I mean... wow...

Barbie + Twlight seems as natural a combo as chocolate and peanut butter, peas and carrots, assault and battery.

I cant say Im surprised or even disgusted, were I work I am constantly surrounded by Twilight products, as a hardcore horror film geek, my contempt for Twilight was extreme to say the least, but after seeing it every day, dealing with Twilight fans who day after day sought out the always sold out dvd, (we sold over 400 of those fuckers at the midnight realease, it was a orgy of everything Twilight, a part of me died that night) Ive excepted the fact that there is nothing I can do to escape from this blight on my beloved genre. I've become numb to it; those glittery cocksuckers have bested me.
Lately things have been dying down, and I felt the spring in my step bounce back, then I found out about New Moon coming out soon and with that more DVD and merchandise.FUCK.

I have to say, Mattel has hit a jackpot. These will be bought by obsessed Twilight fans like how otakus need multiple copies of special edition anime phone cards

These Barbies do NOT prove anything such! God made mankind with a free will, and to make choices on their own! I do not know what kind of god you are talking about, but I KNOW for a fact that the God that I serve and the Jesus that I adore, are very loving! I will pray for you, the person that wrote this article, that God will manifest Himself to you, and you will see just how wrong you are! Life with God is so much happier! Seems to me that satan is getting just exactly what he wants with this way of thinking! I refuse to give in to this crap. In the days and times that we are living in, the ONE TRUE REAL God is what I want to hold on to! God Bless you!

Anybody else think that Kimerbly Lustgarten is a fifth grader with braces and bad acne giggling madly as he types the above, because it's funny?

Anyhoo... I loathe Barbie. I hate Ken, but I loathe Barbie. The fact that she is now partnering up with Twilight does not surprise me. I actually kind of liked Twilight for a while. The books were atrociously written, but the Werewolf/Native America plot was interesting, as was the back story of the Cullen's. It's the whole rest of it that disgusts me, and the fact that is SO FUCKING POPULAR that worries me.

But... back to the point... Barbie has paid tribute to anything popular (you damned doll, making me want to buy a Barbie in love of Lucille Ball), and it's normally got very terrible taste... Twilight is also extremely popular and of terrible taste.

How did this not happen sooner? Are the farmers of the money cows not seeing how damned FAT that has been? Since the first book, that would have been the first thing I would have done... and yes, it would have been for the money. Nothing else could justify it.

with apologies to all of mankind, I am kind of loving these.... !

And yet, the dolls are still infinitely less dead behind the eyes than their counterparts. Which is pretty damn disturbing.

That or he just loves to come here as a counter point to anything>

@Hashshashin: You know, I just realized your second point's why I stopped reading threads whenever Templar showed up and seemed to go on and on and on. That seemed to have done the trick. Thanks.

Also, Barbie does look more lifelike than Bella.

There isn't a lot of resemblance for Kristen Stewart, which is kinda sad, because for all Twilight has done wrong, they at least put a slightly unique looking actress in the role. Now they just put Barbie's face there. But of course, they will make Robert's look like him. Fuck this world.

I think i've seen this somewhere before…but it's not bad at all

At least, this Bella doesn't speak and retains only the useful parts of the Bella Swann characters.

Edward Cullen though, he doesn't look pale, he looks GREY! And as far as I know, you're not GREY when you're really really really pale.

As much as I love the books Twilight, this is very, very scary. Barbie, Twilight dolls, Teletubbies, Barney, and Dora the Explorer need to team up to take over the world. Oops, I think I just gave them their ideas...
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So im a big twilight fan n i rue the day i picked up that black book off addiction. Seriously tho sad as it is ive read it loads n i still cant understand why it has such an addictive quality. But i will 100% agree with the doll having more stage presence kirsten stewart. I reckon they sack kirsten 'im a plank' stewart n just use the doll...u no team america style.

wow if twilight has hurt u that bad then u need to seriously get a life