What fresh Hell has been spawned upon the Earth? I'm going to have nightmares about this.

"More fun that meets the eye" ? good god, help us all.

I'll be over in the corner puking my brains out.

Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.
Can't Sleep. BayM&M will eat me.

OMFG this does explain it all...

So is M&Ms/MARS saying Bay is a bit fruity and a whole lot of nutty?

how is eating ever "Fun"?

i've never eaten a bag of M/M's and thought "This is SO radical!".

probably because i'm not in a Capri Sun commercial or Pizza Bites Commercial.

they always looked like they were having fun.

Why does that M&M have a beard? Or Hair

Why out of all the choices out there M&M Bay is purple.

However the ad has made me want to try them, but not watch themovie. So good work M&M I will spend my 9.50 on candy, from a store rather then 10.00 for just one bag at the movies

Most disturbing is that, aside from shoes, hat, and gloves, Michael Bay is posing naked.

Even more disturbing is that Michael Bay has no body! His arms and legs are connected directly to his head!

But, like the other poster said, how exactly are M&M's "more fun than meets the eye"? I didn't think M&M's were that "fun" to begin with- they're candy and they're supposed to be eaten. What fun is that?

COMING SOON
The purple pretentious douche bag flavor

Q: What flavor would a Michael Bay M&M be?

A: BOOM CRASH KPOW! FFOOOOOOMMMM! BLAMMMO!

Ah, so Optimus Prime will have a hand-to-hand brawl with the fallen outside the pyramides, great. Now we don't have to watch the movie I guess.

Well. That's pretty fucking disturbing.
What's next? 30 seconds of Bay teabagging the camera?

That is freaking me out pretty badly, not gonna lie.
And now it can never be unseen. Thanks a lot man.

"Ah, so Optimus Prime will have a hand-to-hand brawl with the fallen outside the pyramides, great. Now we don't have to watch the movie I guess."

The comic adaptation's pretty much already done - part 4 due tomorrow - and, yeah... we don't have to watch the movie.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is total Bayshit.

It's the SMILE man, and the EYES THAT WILL BE HAUNTING MY DREAMS FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS. Seriously, I'd rather hug a Arachniclown than eat that M&M

Wait a fücking minute, is Optimus battling a Bird Transformer in the background?

The Michael Bay M&M SCARES me.

shake that moneymaker, micheal bay. shake it.

"Purple pretentious douche flavor."

I was trying to come up with something funnier than that, but, i really can't. That just about sums this up really.

At least this could serve as evidence in court that Bay really is a fucking whore.
Plus, he's a peanut M&M.
I hate those. :/

Oh my God!!!
It burns!!!

The seventh seal has just been broken.

Well, if this is how you get for screwing up franchises, how long now before we get JEPH LOEB flavor?

/full body shudder

Why, God, WHY?

This makes me wonder what Bay tastes like.

No one should EVER be forced to consider such a thing. NO ONE.

@Arsenal: the only thing missing from the little Bay M&M figure is a matching polo shirt, with obligatory popped collar. That's why it's purple: because that's the color of douchebaggery.

Furthermore those tennis shoes are some bullshit. Also.

Anyone seen the Transformers/Snickers with "Yellow Nougat"

"Man, I love Snickers because they slowly kill me and...WOAH NOW WITH MORE YELLOW DYE! I hope I live long enough to go see the movie."

Michael Bay is a homo.

Thanks. That image of M&M Michael Bay will forever haunt my dreams; on the plus side, I have something to think about if I ever want to prevent premature ejaculation.

So Michael Bay is not just a peanut M&M, but a Strawberry Peanut M&M. That makes sense.