This has been making the rounds since I left for San Diego, so I apologize if you've already seen it. But for those that haven't -- it's a kind of horrifying look at the now 20-year-old Jake Lloyd, once the toast of the town as the young Anakin Skywalker from The Phantom Menace. He's only kind of bitter, which I think means he's actually handling his life very well, all things considered, but man -- he just keeps rocking slowly back and forth, like a bomb victim, still reeling from shell-shock. Which is actually pretty accurate, when you think about it. You go, Jake, and don't let the bastards get you down. Thanks to everyone who sent this in.
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McTool said:
Right there at the beginning.
"You know how they can be in high school."
Oh God, I had never even thought of this. The poor kid.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:21:02 PM
Matt R said:
Anyone know what school he attends? Seems like a pretty smart dude.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:28:11 PM
Grenadier said:
When I first saw this I thought, "Holy shit, he got ugly!" Then I realized he looks like my roommate. Ha!
But yeah, he does sound like a cool guy.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:35:23 PM
ArkkadeArkkade said:
Hmm.....I sence the "nerd" strong in this one....
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:44:46 PM
Indie said:
What McTool said. That poor boy. He seems nice, though. I hope he has all kinds of luck after he graduates...he kinda deserves it.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:48:56 PM
Flytrap said:
He was a much better Anakin than that other guy...
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:54:09 PM
StormSigma said:
Damn, poor guy, but wow does he sound bitter. I sort of know how he had it, though. My first name is Forrest, and I was in middle school when Forrest Gump came out. You figure it out.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 02:54:41 PM
Ramone said:
I have to admit, I was not prepared to see him being so articulate. Bully for him!
Posted 07/28/2009 at 03:11:00 PM
I can't believe it's been 10 years, he looks way older now.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 03:12:52 PM
Spinning the Wheel with Ben Linus said:
Quick name the last child actor who's life wasn't totally f'd up by the time he was 20?
Respect to Jake Lloyd. And he's right. It was made for kids and couldn't live up to the expectations. Despite all the horrible dialog, acting, story, cgi, jar jars...kids still do love it. As a father of two boys, I can barely stand watching it, but the enjoyment my sons get makes it all worth it.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 03:17:51 PM
Endroren said:
I respect that he isn't sitting their bitching about past success ruining his life. I hope the very best for him. And as a guy who enjoyed the charms of other students in High School, I feel for him - bastages.
@Spinning: Yeah - I wish I could get into Ep I more but my 7 year old LOVES it so that's good enough for me. :)
Posted 07/28/2009 at 03:43:31 PM
Taffy said:
Name the last child actor who's life wasn't totally f'd by the time he was 20: Peter Billingsley?
Posted 07/28/2009 at 03:45:52 PM
NeverPlayedWOW said:
It's always so weird seeing child actors become adults, some become incredibly hot, others are just unbelievably depressing.
Well at least the guy seems to be doing okay now, I'm surprised they were able to recognize him though
Posted 07/28/2009 at 03:47:23 PM
BorgQueen said:
He actually seems like a pretty cool guy, with his sarcasm and self- deprecation... I really thought he would grow up to be all high on himself about being young Anakin and we could all make fun of him because he was in the WORST of the SW movies. I loved the part when he talked about not being able to watch PM at his friend's house because there was a hot chick over.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 04:08:18 PM
JimmyZappa said:
I sort of feel sorry for the guy. At least he's working hard and in film school, perhaps has ambitions on the "Ron Howard" level.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 06:06:24 PM
olli said:
You know, now that he's a bit older i can totally see the resemblance to Sebastian Shaw. So, i guess, props to Lucas for that, at least.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 06:29:10 PM
jedieb said:
I remember the first time I saw him in Jingle all the Way and thinking; "Wow, that kid is horrible..." When I heard he'd been cast in TPM my hopes weren't high. He's taken a lot of grief over the years over his performance but it wasn't all his fault. I blame Lucas more than I do a 10 year old actor working with bad dialogue.
That being said, he seems refreshingly NORMAL. Dare I say he seems like your typical Topless Robot reader?
Posted 07/28/2009 at 07:23:58 PM
demoncat said:
after seeing this video for the second time. i have to say after the crap jake went through in school and how he wishes no ill to as he puts it the doushe who made his life hell in school i am impressed with him and no doubt he may be the next lucas with time. for any one who can be in a movie with the evil that is jar jar and have a life deserves praise
Posted 07/28/2009 at 07:35:38 PM
Lincolnparadox said:
Imagine a generation of thirty-somethings hating your guts for ruining their childhood memories. Then imagine being in middle/high school/college with those people's children.
The only worse hell that I can conceive is Jeff "Chunk" Cohen's life. Now, he's a Hollywood lawyer and producer. That is probably worth the 5000 Baby Ruth jokes and purple nurples that he suffered as a boy.
It's like Robert Evans always says: You can eat a lot of shot when you're rich, because there is always someone willing to kill your enemies for $8000 or less.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 07:43:23 PM
Zidel333 said:
When I first saw this...he did seem like he PTSD, with all the self depreciation and rocking back and forth. If he rocked any faster, I wouldn't have any doubts.
I may hate Star Wars, but this is one cool dude. Hope he feels better about his experience later.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 09:39:00 PM
Jilliterate said:
Yeah, I gotta say, props to this guy. To me he doesn't really sound that bitter. A lot of people who come out of franchises like this don't even wish to discuss it. Jake Lloyd seems refreshingly down to earth. Yes, his role in the film has clearly been plaguing him for most of his life, yet he manages to enjoy KoTOR games, like most 20-year olds. And his commentary on Phantom Menace is spot on -- he nails what the movie is all about, and doesn't seem to be tainted by the fact that he was in it.
I actually found this pretty uplifting. It's good to see a child star who doesn't seem totally messed up.
Posted 07/28/2009 at 09:53:31 PM
badmotherfucker said:
This guy is much classier than he has any right to be. Props to him!
Posted 07/29/2009 at 12:24:50 AM
ms said:
"Carrie Fisher needs to call this kid and tell him where to get cheap drugs." hahahahahahahaha. ha.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 12:25:18 AM
wingdarkness said:
George Lucas better lock them windows @ night, this kid is maybe 5 more years away from premeditated murder...Georgy boy give the kid a gig out of film school if you value your a$$...
Posted 07/29/2009 at 12:26:53 AM
Stanley Ipkis said:
Seems like a very likable guy. I don't think life is good for any child actor.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 03:42:24 AM
Joey Arrow said:
Even with all the crap he may have gotten in high school and college, it's still better than being Hayden Christensen.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 08:44:08 AM
Chang's arm said:
Hayden Christensen may be $hitty, but he's living a better life that manbabyface...Hayden would probably bang the chick he was in awe of at his friends' house...Just saying..
Posted 07/29/2009 at 05:52:33 PM
NixonianY3k said:
Wow, just wow, this kid is broken from the inside and doesnt look too happy on the outside. If anyone can answer this please tell me how much of a bad movie Episode 1 was, I saw it but I dont see the bad in it.
Posted 07/29/2009 at 06:55:59 PM
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
@Spinning the Wheel with Ben Linus: Jodie Foster and Kirsten Dunst (even with Foster playing a pre-teen hooker in Taxi Driver and Dunst being the child vampire from Interview with a Vampire, I might add)
Still, damn...that movie really fucked him over and I'm sure it was his parents call not his(and if not, he was still only fucking ten years old), but like everyone else as already mentioned, I got the impression that he was a good guy beneath all the trauma.
Posted 07/30/2009 at 03:31:18 AM
MadnessMonk said:
Um, would that be the Carrie Fisher who has never stopped working since STAR WARS as an actress (and no, not all in fanboy roles) AND writer? Her credited writing work is slim, but she has a slew of uncredited script doctor jobs under her belt. Yup, I'd hate to have a non-career like hers...
Posted 07/30/2009 at 03:49:13 PM
that dude said:
Please...cry me a river. He should've parlayed that movie experience (especially being in a Star Wars movie) into some serious clout (read: pussy magnet) at school. Hell, even Steve Urkel was known to get some serious pussy out in UCLA. He should've taken better care of himself. Then he wouldn't have been so pathetic. Seriously, it looks like he has a serious problem with self confidence, and is the type to only curse people under his breath waaaaaaaay after the fact.
Posted 07/31/2009 at 04:25:06 AM






