Far less exciting than Tron is this movie poster for Jonah Hex, starring Josh Brolin as Hex and Megna Fox as "the whore." I'm kind of impressed WB used Hex's fugly side and didn't try and pretend the star wasn't a fuggly supernatural lawman. It's still really freaking me out that will Arnett is the bad guy in this movie. It's either going to be horrible or awesome. But I don't believe the odds are 50/50.
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That title logo for Hex looks almost too stylish for the character.
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Couldn't have said it better myself, ZeroCorpse.
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@ Jilliterate I *loathe* Megan Fox. I call her the Uncanny Valley Girl. She's not attractive to me; She's very typical Hollywood, and that's NOT a good thing. The guys going nuts over her are the ones who drag their knuckles, methinks.
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Megan Fox is in this? DAMMIT!!! Now I won't watch it. Way to lose the audience, casting schmucks!
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2nd note... not gonna be R rate right? Director= Hayward... whose only other dir. credit goes to Horton hears a who... which was forgettable at best.. then he was an animator on reboot, bugs life, toy story 2, monsters inc, nemo... so good fucking luck with this one not blowing
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it looks like LXG 2- i mean the font and the awful face makeup used on Brolin... really disappointing that they couldn't get excellent practical on that but maybe they'll use a lot of after fx.. although they probably won't.. and picking michael bays eyecandy... also a good choice.. shit looks like wild wild west part deux.... def not hex-ish but meh whaddya gonna do
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I have a strange feeling Jonah Hex is just going to be known as the 'Megan Fox in a corset' movie. I think it has the potential to be a pretty cool movie in all honesty. We'll have to wait and see. I guess I'm not the only one baffled with all the media attention Megan Fox gets. Yes she pretty, but there's lots of pretty girls in Hollywood. *shrugs*
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This movie will be craaa... not so good. Why? Because there is a love interest in it! I read the Hex comics, and Mr. Hex is not really interested in having sex, with sluts. And he had some girls, he loved (two I think), but this isn't a key part in the comics. So... if the foxy lady gets more than 10 minutes of screen time, this film will suck! But, lets see the first trailer, than I can decide for sure.
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Dear Megan Fox, We get it, you're hot stuff and your "milkshake" brings all the boys to the "yard", but please,PLEASE retire the "sexy face" That is all, a concerned citizen (ps: I will probably see this movie)
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Have you seen this 10 min trailer for Jonah Hex 2010? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHGMDTQ1EXs . I figured you'd appreciate this, especially watch for the glowsticks at around 1:22. This guy is awesome.
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will arnet?? what happened to john malckovich? and michael shannon?
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<b>@wingdarkness:</b> Thanks. My rant <i>was</i> intended to be posed as a question, so any explanation is appreciated. Just so I can say that at least I understand the obsession.
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I read the comments about the hideously photoshopped arm a few hours ago....now it's all I can see when I look at the damned poster! I've never read Jonah Hex myself, so I'm still looking for a Preacher film. But hey - as long as it's any good, and not just "Van Helsing" in the sand not the snow(Which is how the poster looks to me), then I'll be a happy camper. Don't look at the arm.... Don't look at the arm.... Don't look at the arm....dammit
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pass. Megan Fox is overrated and overused... im so tired of her now...
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While I'm no fan of Megan Fox, I do think "The Whore" is the role she was born to play. So casting her in this instance is probably appropriate.
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I've obviously been in a hole somewhere because I didn't know Megan Fox was in this. Pass. Until she started doing hardcore porn I won't watch her in ANYTHING. She's dreadful.
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@ Jilliterate – Guys for the most part like porno…Megan Fox is basically the only Hollywood actress that looks like a porno "actress", so it makes her seem more attainable in a naughty way of course…Me personally, while I think she's certainly hot enuff for a roll in the hay, she's not even close to the type of women I find awesome…I work in the Sax 5th Avenue building in New Orleans and I see tons of chicks hotter than Fox everyday…But with that said I understand her appeal, it's just she doesn't have any acting talent to validate her career thus far… I like girl's with a$$ess, not necessarily Kim Kardashian size (although I love hers), but atleast have a nice one….Megan Fox really doesn't have any a$$, so right there she slides down my list..Saw her in Baymorphers with cutoffs and I was surprised all the fanboys clamoring about her a$$, but to some no a$$ =great… Moving on from a$$ though^^, her appeal as I said is girl too naughty-looking to be in the mainstream media, and unlike a former Carman Electra or Pam Anderson, she's actually got a natural body appeal that will allow her to do more credible movies…So there you go (Although I guess I can't rule out casting couch fellatio, but I'm gonna try and doubt that)…Hope I didn't offend just trying to honestly tell you why guys like the chick…
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JONAH HEX TOYS HERE WE COME. Someone better get started on that right now. I want to be able to park the jonah hex motorcycle next to the whores r us and move my jonah hex figure into the top floor where he'll promptly spend his entire lifetime in bed with megan fox only coming out to do battle with crunchberry cobra commander unmasked. There might even be a tag team event with megan fox with the two.
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I hate Megan Fox for taking attention away from Johah Hex, one of the best Westerns put out. For those of you who are in the dark about Mr. Hex, Jonah Hex went west when he was a child, he was your typical settler to the western territories until his mother died in the wagon trail and his no good drunken father sold him out as a slave to the Apache, he was raised by them and was almost accepted into the tribe until his chief rival made it seem like Johan betrayed the tribe, Johan had no choice but to run away and was conscripted by the Confederacy. The whole point of Johan Hex is that all that he wears are symbols of his failures, his face was scarred by the Apache as punishment and he wears his confederate Uniform well until his last days. There are some great Jonah Hex comic book stories, but most of you might remember him from the Batman: The Animated Series episode where Batman gets a recording from Ras A'l Ghul about how his son got his ass handed to him by Jonah during the final days of the Wild West. He also showed up in a JLA animated episode where they travel to the old west and he outs the Justice League as time travelers. Which is funny if you know about how Jonah Hex has a short lived series where he ends up in the future helping humans against an alien invasion. If you want a weird western look for the Jonah Hex Vertigo series, some of his earlier stories were also weird westerns. Anyway i hope DC gives us a Dark Knight instead of a Superman Returns but with Ms. I'm-a-serious-actress-because-i-know-i'm-eye-candy-but-am-so-better-than-that in the freaking poster showing us the goods they'll put on sale my hopes are not up. Plus Jonah doesn't have the googly eye, so thats' a minus already.
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That poster is pretty mediocre- (from a composition standpoint)- it breaks a lot of good art/ad guidelines for no valid reason. Nothing wrong with breaking the rules if you have to in order to get a better final piece, but...ugh. Example- Hex's gun is positioned perfectly to look like Megan Fox has a prosthetic meyal penis. Yuck. Bad ad artist! Of course, it could be worse, like the awful Cobra/GI Joe Blue/Red poster...
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Illusions, Jonah, illusions! Tricks are something Megan Fox does for money. <notices that he is surrounded by children> ....or CANDY!
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Perspective my ass. That arm is SHORT. If anything, with the arm being closer to the camera, it should appear a little longer than normal. The emaciated waist on Fox is forgiveable as corsets were the style at the time and super-skinny waists weren't unheard of. Still looks weird though. That said, boring, boring poster. And the font is more futuristic than Old West.
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Ok, this has been driving me nuts, and I don't know where else to express it: <i>What is up with the obsession with Megan Fox??!</i> Seriously, it feels as thought the entire world has gone nuts. Everyone is constantly <i>raving</i> about how hot she is, and I still don't understand why. Part of this is because I'm female, so on one level, I'm not going to get it anyways (and I'm not basing it only on this picture cause...Ribless Fox up there is just freaky). But I just don't see what's exceptional about this girl. Her body seems identical to that of any young actress in Holywood, and her face is by no means spectacular (Not that I'm criticizing; she's certainly prettier than I am). I just need someone to explain it to me: what makes Megan Fox so much hotter than all the other slutty actresses out there?
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If they like money this movie should be called "Megan Fox in a Corset" and marketed accordingly.
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Megan Fox sounds a bit slow witted from what I've heard of her in interviews, but I'll give her serious props for wearing that corset through the movie. That looks downright painful.
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Picky-picky-nerd-tang. Let's see, the reason the arms look like the same length, it's called perspective, you know, like in art class? She's further away, not the same exact distance. And as for the eye, they probably thought the chicks that might go see this for Brolin would get squeamish about his bulging pop-eye. And if Fox is playing the character I think she is, she gets scarred up, becomes a bounty hunter like Hex and then later gets killed. Happy? And Daniel Crag's Bond? Shit, I didn't even bother go seeing the last one, Casino Royale was okay, but I knew James Bond and his real name was Sean Connery...
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megan fox looks hot. this movie probably wont be that great, however Josh Brolin is a decent enough actor. I don't really like Will Arnett, not too psyched about him being in it. Plus, I don't think your having too much fun at Comic Con this year. It seems kind of lame. I hope the rest of the time will be better.
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In cast anyone doesn't know Jonah Hex is a civil-war vet (confederacy, which is why he's outfit is always GREY in the comics, the blue filler make me wounder if they're tring to hide that fact) turn lawman. Don't know why they change Hex's face (his right eye doesn't have eyelids) And holy shit Foxs needs a sandwich
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i hate this movie and poster.... all of you will die from this because it is not what nerds want
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huh, could be good
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I think if her name actually was "Megna" it would be a lot more exciting.
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They haven't even given her a name past "The Whore"? Well, go with what you know, I suppose...
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wow, someone needs to send this to photoshop disasters. megan fox looks more than emaciated, she looks skeletal. but hey, i don't know anything about jonah hex. maybe it's just full of erotic undead. and plaidboy is right about the hex's arm. it's the same length as 'the whore's' arms in the back.
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ITT fat people hate pretty people.
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Minus Meg, I'm really looking forward to Jonah Hex, one of DC top 5 best comics they got going.
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I will be glad when her 15 minutes are up.
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX! *shakes fist* Seriously, she needs to get out of movies, right now. I do like the look of Brolin here though.
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nice dwarf arm, Hex. did Liefeld photoshop this shit?
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I so wouldn't turn down a Fake-hump with Daniel Craig Also; Goddamn; I think there is a stick tied to her holding her upright.
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Will Arnett in anything elevates a movie to lofty heights. Though I'm probably still jonesin' for more Arrested Development...
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Megan Fox a Bond girl? HELL NO! (Good thing she turned it down...)
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What is that, an 8-inch corseted waist? Disgusting.
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Aaand, if she really DID turn down a chance to be naked and fake-hump on Daniel Craig, acting cred or no, then she is just a fuggin' idiot. Some of us would kill for that chance =)
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In related news Megan Fox turned down being a bond girl in the next 007 flick (I linked it, so just click my name)...I have no idea why...Maybe she honestly thinks she can go from only mainstream porno-looking chick in movies to serious actress, but she's been eye-candy in everything she's ever done so why not do Bond? Her dumba$$ probably thinks it's still camp instead of serious now with Daniel AWESOME Craig on board...I wonder what the Vegas odds on Fox being anything more than a hawt body (in-terms of movies)... Moving on,I never heard of Jonah Hex so my nerd status is definitely on the down-swing, but I do know lots of this movie was filmed in New Orleans where I live and the sets looked tight (obviously tighter than Hex's face)...
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As long as we still get a sweaty fat kid trying (and failing) to hand Megan Fox a flower at the premiere of this movie, all will be good.
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I am still hoping for news of Clint Eastwood reprising his role of Josey Wales for this film.
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It means Clint Eastwood was too bust to play Hex.
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